well, i was sewin' last night
creatin' a simulacrum man
he was so big and huge, babe..ooh..ooh wee ooh
i said...
we've been involved in grave robbery
and new life will happen
and my new son, i'll greet
what a great feat

they wouldn't believe me
creatin' a simulacrum man
but when my greenish dynamo's finally finished...whee !
well, they'll know
he was conceived in my lab'tory
and its due to happen
in a couple of weeks
what a great feat

corpses, i scout
creatin' a simulacrum man
and ol' igor, he'd run out, lookin' long for a mind
he searched around rather frantically
and he dug all over those fresh dead folks
for the right meat

well, he's prepared...we've got parts to spare
some would say its criminal
but its my goal
doo-doo-doo...doo doo doo...doo doo doo...doo....doo doo
the lightning storms
now the time has come
to raise up that gurney and stun
ho ho
i want this so
but then it occurred to me
my monster was mad
his brain must be bad
abnormally doomed
and my greenish dynamo
sure has a temper to blow
i'm feelin' low