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Song Parodies -> "Mall of Kintyre"
Original Song Title:
"Mull Of Kintyre"
Original Performer:
Paul McCartney and Wings
Parody Song Title:
"Mall of Kintyre"
Parody Written by:
Kristof Robertson
The Lyrics
When the wilds of Scotland meets rampant capitalism.....You take the high road and I'll take the low road, and I'll get a discount before ye!
Mall of Kintyre, with ample free parking
Whate'er you desire, och aye it will be in
The Mall of Kintyre
Touring round Scotland, I'm tracing my roots
I need a coffee, a new pair of boots
Lochs may be pretty, but shopping is dire
I was blue 'til I came 'cross The Mall of Kintyre
Mall of Kintyre, with 21 Starbucks
Whate'er you desire, och aye it will be in
The Mall of Kintyre
Rome may have Gucci; New York, Calvin Klein
I'd rather Jock McHilfiger's spring line
If you've a brave-heart, you'll be a glad buyer
Of all manner of tat in The Mall of Kintyre
Mall of Kintyre, come try a McHaggis
There's sporrans for hire, and fast kilt drycleaning
The Mall of Kintyre
I've been here hours, my credit is blown
Loch Ness forsaken for a new cell phone
Sweet bagpipe muzak, and I am entire-ly
Smitten with ye bonny Mall of Kintyre
Mall of Kintyre, I've just met Sean Conn'ry
He sold me a dryer, with great payment options
The Mall of Kintyre
Mall of Kintyre, with ample free parking
Whate'er you desire, och aye it will be in
The Mall of Kintyre!
Whate'er you desire, och aye it will be in
The Mall of Kintyre
Touring round Scotland, I'm tracing my roots
I need a coffee, a new pair of boots
Lochs may be pretty, but shopping is dire
I was blue 'til I came 'cross The Mall of Kintyre
Mall of Kintyre, with 21 Starbucks
Whate'er you desire, och aye it will be in
The Mall of Kintyre
Rome may have Gucci; New York, Calvin Klein
I'd rather Jock McHilfiger's spring line
If you've a brave-heart, you'll be a glad buyer
Of all manner of tat in The Mall of Kintyre
Mall of Kintyre, come try a McHaggis
There's sporrans for hire, and fast kilt drycleaning
The Mall of Kintyre
I've been here hours, my credit is blown
Loch Ness forsaken for a new cell phone
Sweet bagpipe muzak, and I am entire-ly
Smitten with ye bonny Mall of Kintyre
Mall of Kintyre, I've just met Sean Conn'ry
He sold me a dryer, with great payment options
The Mall of Kintyre
Mall of Kintyre, with ample free parking
Whate'er you desire, och aye it will be in
The Mall of Kintyre!
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Och, laddie, that was beautiful!
I loved the 21 Starbucks line! This seems like such an obvious one to do, but congrats on being the first to think of it!
Excellent work Kristof, I am jealous! grrr! Mc5's, Luddie
That was JUST brilliant Kristof - why no more votes? - I love this sort of stuff - Sean Connery selling you a drier - Jock McHilfigers spring line - delicious timing - more! - 555
It's a broad bricht 555 nigcht ta noo... Ive parodied this song myself but this is so much better & specifically fitting - brilliant Kristof! ;-)
A wee vote 'o'thanks, lads and lasses! Ravyn...may the waters of Loch Lomond wash over ye!...Merry- yeah, I was surprised that this hadn't been done before!...Pip-I'm honoured, young hobbit!...Stuart- it's a low voting day on Amiright, but thanx!....LLLB- I'll check your's out...cheers!
What a bonny wee parody! I love it :D
Let me just echo Paul's shout from the original: WOOO-HOO!
Another from the start of this month that I missed, and picked up 'cause of Spaff's comment... this is a perfect use of the original, Kristof (have to admit that I've considered MoK a few times but couldn't come up with a suitable idea). Favourite line would have to be the whole "Rome... all manner of tat" verse :-)
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