sucked up in a storm squall
soarin' off forever
never seein' aunt 'em's...eyes, again
i flew...trauma...flew...trauma...flew

as for kansas, i'm out, its clear
house was risin', then blew away
to a land, oh so merrily
though a witch ain't alive today
cause i landed on her and smeared
cause i landed on her and smeared

well, the dame was totalled
when my home was crashed
she was clearly more than stunned
and the munchkins said
"ding-a-ling, she is dead...
her evil reign is done"

land of the runts...land of the runts
little gals and men, who called me friend
i loved them, every one
in the land of the runts...land of the runts
land of the runts...land of the runts

and the undertaker said they're glad she died
cause she'd kept them nice and bummed
but her sister's stingin'...and she'd soon be there
eventually, she'd come

land of the runts...land of the runts
little gals and men, who called me friend
i loved them, every one
in the land of the runts...land of the runts
land of the runts...land of the runts

so, i shan't be stallin'...i'm no stupid girl
i shall not stick around
cause the witch is searchin' for me everywhere
and i don't want to be found

land of the runts...land of the runts

cause that crone won't budge
she'll hold a grudge
she'll want the shoes, i scored

in the land of the runts...land of the runts
land of the runts...land of the runts