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Song Parodies -> "Art Of New Country"
Original Song Title:
"Heart Of The Country"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Paul McCartney
Parody Song Title:
"Art Of New Country"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
they look high, they act slow
i'm lookin' for the faire, i know
but i have to moan, ain't no art in new country
it doesn't move...it doesn't flow
i can tell everyone just posed
so i have to moan, ain't no art in new country
dark is new country
where'd the older people go ?
dark is new country
sounds so crass and unmellow
no no no
want horse, want weeps
want a dog and a gal to keep
simply overblown is the art of new country
i get the blues, because it blows
gee, i miss that ol' opry show
c'mon hank, come home, ain't no art in new country
dark is new country
though they bring in lots of dough
dark is new country
its just darn hard to swallow
no no no
i'm lookin' for the faire, i know
but i have to moan, ain't no art in new country
it doesn't move...it doesn't flow
i can tell everyone just posed
so i have to moan, ain't no art in new country
dark is new country
where'd the older people go ?
dark is new country
sounds so crass and unmellow
no no no
want horse, want weeps
want a dog and a gal to keep
simply overblown is the art of new country
i get the blues, because it blows
gee, i miss that ol' opry show
c'mon hank, come home, ain't no art in new country
dark is new country
though they bring in lots of dough
dark is new country
its just darn hard to swallow
no no no
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With you all the way! Great message and great job..
"i get the blues, because it blows" says it all.
thanks AFW and john
Yeah, but there's plenty art in Big Country! 555
thanks yoidy
Love your artful words, Sir Alvin!
thanks lilCUPcakes
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