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Song Parodies -> "Junk"

Original Song Title:

"Junk"

Original Performer:

Paul McCartney

Parody Song Title:

"Junk"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

arms are scarred
veins are marred
people broke in two
brokenhearted users bleed
some will toot
some must shoot
sittin' back, seduced
elemental junkie need

buy buy
says the man on the street corner
why why
you do junk, you'll grow hard

needles stick
deadly pricks
all old
none new
risky fun for you...and me

buy buy
says the man on the street corner
why why
you do junk, you'll grow hard

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 4.2

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Yoidy - March 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Funky junk there. 5s.
Rick D - March 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Great use of a short song.
John Barry - March 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Shootin' ya some fives.
alvin rhodes - March 09, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks yoidy rick and john
Tim Hall - March 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Makes me think of William Burroughs' Junky.
Paul Robinson - March 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Again, don't know the OS, but a thoughtful read.
alvin rhodes - March 09, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks tim and paul
Below Average Dave - March 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Well, that was certainly different Alvin, but we all love a little difference and originality now and then don't we. I think that this was well written about a very serious topic. . .drug addiction is a serious issue, and you know unfortunately it was for Paul as well. . .good parody
alvin rhodes - March 12, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks dave

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