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Song Parodies -> "Junk"
Original Song Title:
"Junk"
Original Performer:
Paul McCartney
Parody Song Title:
"Junk"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
arms are scarred
veins are marred
people broke in two
brokenhearted users bleed
some will toot
some must shoot
sittin' back, seduced
elemental junkie need
buy buy
says the man on the street corner
why why
you do junk, you'll grow hard
needles stick
deadly pricks
all old
none new
risky fun for you...and me
buy buy
says the man on the street corner
why why
you do junk, you'll grow hard
veins are marred
people broke in two
brokenhearted users bleed
some will toot
some must shoot
sittin' back, seduced
elemental junkie need
buy buy
says the man on the street corner
why why
you do junk, you'll grow hard
needles stick
deadly pricks
all old
none new
risky fun for you...and me
buy buy
says the man on the street corner
why why
you do junk, you'll grow hard
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Funky junk there. 5s.
Great use of a short song.
Shootin' ya some fives.
thanks yoidy rick and john
Makes me think of William Burroughs' Junky.
Again, don't know the OS, but a thoughtful read.
thanks tim and paul
Well, that was certainly different Alvin, but we all love a little difference and originality now and then don't we. I think that this was well written about a very serious topic. . .drug addiction is a serious issue, and you know unfortunately it was for Paul as well. . .good parody
thanks dave
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