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Song Parodies -> "Silly Pee Songs"
Original Song Title:
"Silly Love Songs"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Paul McCartney
Parody Song Title:
"Silly Pee Songs"
Parody Written by:
Cheezmeister
The Lyrics
While looking at other's parodies, I noticed many a song that shouldn't have been funny but was, just because it entailed peeing your pants and the like. Here's another. This is definitely a silly pee song.
You'd think that Amiright has had enough of silly pee songs
I checked the voting and I see it isn't so
It seems some people really like these silly pee songs
Guess I'll write one,
So here I go,
Hope this one goes
ALL FIVES....
Pee and poo
Pee and poo
Pee and poo
Pee and poo
Ahhh, I can't explain why pee-pee stinks (like salty sea)
When my baby's sore I cannot always pee (I can't, you see)
Guess I'll write one,
It's cheap, I know,
Hope this one goes
ALL FIVES....
Pee and poo
Pee and poo
Pee and poo
Pee and poo
It's bad to pee for a minute
'bout fifteen seconds is the norm
All I know's that when I'm in it
It isn't chilly, pee isn't chilly,
Pee isn't chilly, it's warm...
(musical break)
Now, I can smell overcooked asparagus...
Now, I can smell overcooked asparagus...
PEE AND POO
PEE AND POO
Come in with AHHH, I CAN'T EXPLAIN WHY PEE-PEE STINKS
(LIKE SALTY SEA)
WHEN MY BABY'S SORE I CANNOT ALWAYS PEE
(I CAN'T, YOU SEE)
Come in with NOW, I CAN SMELL OVERCOOKED ASPARAGUS
NOW, I CAN SMELL OVERCOOKED ASPARAGUS
repeat twice
You'd think that Amiright has had enough of silly pee songs
I checked the voting and I see it isn't so
It seems that people really like these silly pee songs
So I wrote one........
I checked the voting and I see it isn't so
It seems some people really like these silly pee songs
Guess I'll write one,
So here I go,
Hope this one goes
ALL FIVES....
Pee and poo
Pee and poo
Pee and poo
Pee and poo
Ahhh, I can't explain why pee-pee stinks (like salty sea)
When my baby's sore I cannot always pee (I can't, you see)
Guess I'll write one,
It's cheap, I know,
Hope this one goes
ALL FIVES....
Pee and poo
Pee and poo
Pee and poo
Pee and poo
It's bad to pee for a minute
'bout fifteen seconds is the norm
All I know's that when I'm in it
It isn't chilly, pee isn't chilly,
Pee isn't chilly, it's warm...
(musical break)
Now, I can smell overcooked asparagus...
Now, I can smell overcooked asparagus...
PEE AND POO
PEE AND POO
Come in with AHHH, I CAN'T EXPLAIN WHY PEE-PEE STINKS
(LIKE SALTY SEA)
WHEN MY BABY'S SORE I CANNOT ALWAYS PEE
(I CAN'T, YOU SEE)
Come in with NOW, I CAN SMELL OVERCOOKED ASPARAGUS
NOW, I CAN SMELL OVERCOOKED ASPARAGUS
repeat twice
You'd think that Amiright has had enough of silly pee songs
I checked the voting and I see it isn't so
It seems that people really like these silly pee songs
So I wrote one........
Umm, no, I have never actually been in urine, so don't ask.
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| 5 | 5 | 4 | 4 |
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no.
i hate to admit it, but it made me laugh.
I'm always willing to help out a good potty humor song! :-)
not funny at all lol lmao
its so dam Gay!!
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