Song Parodies -> Michael Jackson (Hands Across The Children)
| Original Song Title: | "Uncle Albert (Hands Across The Water)" |
| Original Performer: | Paul McCartney |
| Parody Song Title: | "Michael Jackson (Hands Across The Children)" |
| Parody Written by: | Michael McVey |
We're so sorry Michael Jackson
We're so sorry, but you have to go to jail
We're so sorry Michael Jackson
But there's no one left at home
And you'll need 3 million bail
We're so sorry but you won't see your kids today
We're so sorry Michael Jackson
Because you mess with children, we did our jobs today.
We're so sorry Michael Jackson
But you aren't going to see your kids today
We're so sorry Michael Jackson
But when children stay at your home, you're so easily carried away
Hands across the children (children)
Hands across the kids
Hands across the children (children)
Hands across the kids
The sheriff got calls from them
Your daughter gave birth even though she's only 10
I had other complaints, that you did more than sing lullabies
I really don't want to listen to your lies
Hands across the children (children)
Hands across the kids
Hands across the children (children)
Hands across the kids
You're a dirty old man, get outta town(get outta town)
Should keep your hands to yourself
You're a pedophile
You're a dirty old man, get outta town(get outta town)
Get your ass out of this town
Dirty old Jacko, get out of town!
Hands across the children (children)
Hands across the kids
Hands across the children (children)
Hands across the kids
No, no, no, no, no, no,
No, no, no, no, no....
We're so sorry, but you have to go to jail
We're so sorry Michael Jackson
But there's no one left at home
And you'll need 3 million bail
We're so sorry but you won't see your kids today
We're so sorry Michael Jackson
Because you mess with children, we did our jobs today.
We're so sorry Michael Jackson
But you aren't going to see your kids today
We're so sorry Michael Jackson
But when children stay at your home, you're so easily carried away
Hands across the children (children)
Hands across the kids
Hands across the children (children)
Hands across the kids
The sheriff got calls from them
Your daughter gave birth even though she's only 10
I had other complaints, that you did more than sing lullabies
I really don't want to listen to your lies
Hands across the children (children)
Hands across the kids
Hands across the children (children)
Hands across the kids
You're a dirty old man, get outta town(get outta town)
Should keep your hands to yourself
You're a pedophile
You're a dirty old man, get outta town(get outta town)
Get your ass out of this town
Dirty old Jacko, get out of town!
Hands across the children (children)
Hands across the kids
Hands across the children (children)
Hands across the kids
No, no, no, no, no, no,
No, no, no, no, no....
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Isn't this a duplicate of http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/paulmccartney31.shtml?
One is a corrected version of the other. I had a coupla typos. -- MM
the song jumps around a lot- it goes from this 'Your daughter gave birth even though she's only 10" to "I had other complaints, that you did more than sing lullabies" its not physically impossible for a 10 y/o to give- but the rarity of the situation of someone under the age of 12 having a menstrual period is rare and slightly unbelievable. the song doesnt really make a lot of sense- first you talk about a sherrif- but you get complaints? who are you? the sherrif? if you are gonna take one of mccartney's work to parodize one of our national symbols of molestation- at least make sense, rhyme, and make it funny. dude- you suck!
I would imagine the "we" refers to the same ones referred to in the line, "because you mess with children, we did our jobs today". I think the song makes perfect sense. You, of course, have the First Amendment right to think otherwise. -- MM
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