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Song Parodies -> "Wonderful Christmas Wine"

Original Song Title:

"Wonderful Christmastime"

Original Performer:

Paul McCartney

Parody Song Title:

"Wonderful Christmas Wine"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

I've learned a lot
Throughout the years
Like how to find
My Christmas cheer

Simply having a wonderful Christmas wine
Simply having a wonderful Christmas wine

I'm stocking up
On Beaujolais
To get me through
The holidays

Simply having a wonderful Christmas wine
Simply having a wonderful Christmas wine

Each time I hear a bell I drink
Ring ring, ring ring
Drink drink, drink drink

Simply having a wonderful Christmas wine
Simply having a wonderful Christmas wine

The crowds are large
The lines are too
But Cabernet
Will get me through

Simply having a wonderful Christmas wine

The wine store folks greet me by name
I'm on their wall of fame
Gamay, Gamay
All day, all day
Champagne, Champagne

I hope the bag
On Santa's sleigh
Is loaded up
With Chardonnay

Simply having a wonderful Christmas wine
Simply having a wonderful Christmas wine

Hey Santa Clause
I'll pull your sled
My nose is big
And glowing red

Simply having a wonderful Christmas wine
Simply having a wonderful Christmas wine
Simply having a wonderful Christmas wine
Simply having a wonderful Christmas wine

Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaah
Christmas wine

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Chris Caillouet - December 22, 2015 - Report this comment
It's been a really long time synth I heard that song! No, honestly I'd never heard it before, I just wanted to make the "synth" pun -- I gotta say, they may have gone a bit overboard with the Roland there. :-D

I loved your parody, a rich and harmonious pairing with the original. The Rudolph rein-in at the last merits shouts of glee (or a toast at the very least [clink!]).
Rex - December 23, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks, Chris!

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