Song Parodies -> "Put Whitey Back in the White House"

Original Song Title:

"Give Ireland Back to the Irish"

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"Put Whitey Back in the White House"

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The Lyrics

Some want President Obama gone for many reasons including, but not limited to, his being a socialist, nazi, muslim, fascist, illegal alien, anti-business(check your 401k for proof), racist, lying, gay blond woman. This parody suggests he may be something even more sinister. That much like the moon, he may have a dark side; a side of him little addressed by the "mainstream" media.

Put Whitey back in the White House
For this, O Lord, I kneel and I pray
Put Whitey back in the White House
Avenge the stalwart men who wore Gray

Obama, you're an okay guy
Let's just say you're not half bad
But seeing you in that mansion
Really makes me mad

Okay, let me rephrase that
Don't take me the wrong way
If you'd just serve in the Cabinet
Or the kitchen, or the cloakroom
Then perhaps I'd let you stay

Put Whitey back in the White House
For this, O Lord, I kneel and I pray
Put Whitey back in the White House
Avenge the stalwart men who wore Gray

The Tea Party revolution
Needs to really look within
Hold your nose and go for Romney
Mitt's got much less melanin

Just imagine you're a voter
And you're choice is still in doubt
I beg you do the "Right" thing
It don't matter, the opponent
Just get that Black guy out!

Put Whitey back in the White House
For this, O Lord, I kneel and I pray
Put Whitey back in the White House
Avenge the stalwart men who wore Gray

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Patrick - February 16, 2012 - Report this comment

No one cares what color Obama is. In fact, he is ethnically just as Irish as I am. His other half is east African, which makes him a bit darker in the face. My other half is German, so I don't deal so well with sun exposure. It's what he's done or failed to do that matters. He's not ghetto, he's not Muslim, he's not Christian. He's Chicago. That explains him better than any other term.

Chicago Kid - February 16, 2012 - Report this comment

Good parody of a good classic protest song. However I've observed that Obama's color does matter to some people a LOT but they are too cowardly to admit it. Also, the last president of their generation is a corrupt, unqualified, stupid peckerhead (Obama is from Generation X like me) and he has a "strange" non-European name. Ike Eisenhower had a German surname, did any conspiracy theorists think Ike was a Nazi? These birther / tea party types can't handle all this so they make up these moronic rumors.

Andria - February 17, 2012 - Report this comment

Chicago Kid: Agreed there, but Eisenhower was of Dutch descent, it'd have been "Eisenhauer" if he was of German, Swiss or Austrian descent. And as for the parody, I beg to differ despite supporting Ron Paul, but it was pretty good. 5-2-5.

Michael Pacholek - February 17, 2012 - Report this comment

Considering how he lost control during the 1985 World Series, I don't think we really want Whitey in the White House. (Dorrel Norman Elvert Herzog... who could have anglicized his name and called himself "Norm Duke.")

Advice to Andria - February 17, 2012 - Report this comment

Your fact is well taken, but I'll bet Chicago Kid stopped reading immediatlely after the word "Dutch". His world view just can't handle the truth.

Or heaven forbid... - February 18, 2012 - Report this comment

Whitey Bulger? We wouldn't want HIM in the White House!

On Paul - February 19, 2012 - Report this comment

"You're not half bad" is a gem of a line. Clearly many people have an issue with his actual policies, but to deny that the perceived "bad half" factors into the criticism at large is naive.

Misogynistic Dems - February 19, 2012 - Report this comment

If anything, the glass ceiling is alive and flourishing. Hilary was far more experienced and active in politics than Obama. Dems just don't want a women in the Oval Office.

John Barry - February 20, 2012 - Report this comment

Andria, actually, Eisenhower is a German name meaning literally "iron pounder." Eisen (iron) hauen (pound). There's only one word in Dutch that starts with "eis," and it's eis (claim, demand).

Andria - February 21, 2012 - Report this comment

Thanks, John. I said Dutch because I remembered reading somewhere (obviously not a reliable source) something to the effect of my first comment.

Chicago Kid - February 21, 2012 - Report this comment

Look at Rick Santorum. Should we be alarmed because of his non-English name? No, we should be alarmed because he's an American ayatollah type. Newt Gingrich is a crook and he didn't get the nickname "Grinch" for nothing. It's the Looney Tunes we should be worried about. Looks and names don't mean a thing.

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