Fartbreaker

Your farts are like a toilet bowl, flushing out of control
Brownin' me with your violent stench, better spray some glade!
Youre the wrong kind of stinker, to release your inner gastric spree
The invincible sphincter, and I know you ate some refried beans

Youre a fartbreaker
Stink maker, whiff baker
Won't you light a match oh please!
Youre a fartbreaker
smell maker, big breaker
Don't you fart no more, no no no!

Your farts have set my house on fire, burnin out of control
You farted the farts that burn tires, they burnt my house, it's charcoal!
Youre the wrong kind of stinker, to release your inner gastric spree
The invincible sphincter, and I know you ate some refried beans

You're a fartbreaker
stink maker, whiff baker
Won't you light a match oh please!
You're a fartbreaker
big breaker, stench maker
Dont you fart no more, no no no!

Youre the wrong kind of stinker, to release your inner gastric spree
The invincible sphincter, and I know you ate more chili beans

Youre a fartbreaker,
stink maker, whiff baker
Won't you gas around outside!
You're a fartbreaker
fog maker, stench taker
Won't you fart outside, oh please!!!

Youre a heartbreaker
Stink maker, gas baker
Don't you mess around with beans!
Youre a fartbreaker
hell maker, stench taker
Fartbreaker!