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Song Parodies -> "Water Ski"

Original Song Title:

"Jackie Blue"

Original Performer:

Ozark Mountain Daredevils

Parody Song Title:

"Water Ski"

Parody Written by:

Larry Hensley

The Lyrics

Ooh-hoo, water ski
Tough to get to where you wanna be
Oh, those skis just keep falling off, and
Ooh, barefoot, goes more like planned

You could do tricks in a free form style
You could stay on for a hundred miles
But we will try to get you to fall
Floating around, finding the skis and all

Ooh-hoo, water ski
For a while you feel like you are free
Ask a boater and you'll probably find
Ooh yeah they water skiied sometime

I didn't look and didn't see that rock
And then I hit it, I'm in total shock
You're drivin' a bit too close to the bridge
Could you move over just a little smidge?

Ooh-hoo, water ski
It's the way to fall into the sea
Going faster, oh can you hold on?
Ooh water, it won't make you yawn

Ooh-hoo, water ski
Avoid jet skiiers, boaters you'll see
A great fall and you're siftin' through sand
Ooh, but you are far from the land

Oh, and you might get watery eyes
Something might bite you, then you will be surprised
Don't use the skis and ski barefoot this time
Just remember, avoid the soot and grime

Ooh-hoo, water ski
Tough to get to where you wanna be
It's a fun thing to do any day
Ooh, not when you're lost far away

Ooh water, Ooh water
Ooh water, Ooh water
Hey, hey, hey, hey

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Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 5

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 4   0
 5   3

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Paul Robinson - August 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Larry, Great Job! Didn't know if anybody even REMEMBERED the Ozark Mountain Daredevils anymore. They were really quite a good group. "Jackie Blue" happened to be quite a bit different than most of their other songs, but it was good pop music. A lot of their other songs were actually a whole lot better in my opinion. Anyway, perfect pacing and a cool story...5's ~ ~ ~
Larry Hensley - August 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Paul.

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