Song Parodies -> If Not For 'Cue' (And its rhyming variants)
| Original Song Title: | "If Not For You" |
| Original Performer: | Olivia Newton-John |
| Parody Song Title: | "If Not For 'Cue' (And its rhyming variants)" |
| Parody Written by: | Jason |
If not for 'cue'
Frames I couldn't even play the match
I couldn't even pot the black
There'ed be no snooker
if not for 'cue'
If not for 'queue'
All the fights would we see at the sales
We would see punches in the aisles
And it would not be good
If not for 'queue'
If not for 'Q'
keyboard would break
It couldn't be great
Without the Q i'd be unable to
Type the words that star with Q
If not for 'crew'
The aircraft would not take off
Wouldn't be jetting off
I just wouldn't be flying
if not for 'crew
If not for 'screw'
My shelf would crook
Without this shelf i'd be dropping my books
It would fall if not for 'screw'
If not for 'stew'
The winter would be so cold
you couldn't warm up and be bold
I just wouldn't feel so blue
if not for 'stew'
if not for 'stew'
Frames I couldn't even play the match
I couldn't even pot the black
There'ed be no snooker
if not for 'cue'
If not for 'queue'
All the fights would we see at the sales
We would see punches in the aisles
And it would not be good
If not for 'queue'
If not for 'Q'
keyboard would break
It couldn't be great
Without the Q i'd be unable to
Type the words that star with Q
If not for 'crew'
The aircraft would not take off
Wouldn't be jetting off
I just wouldn't be flying
if not for 'crew
If not for 'screw'
My shelf would crook
Without this shelf i'd be dropping my books
It would fall if not for 'screw'
If not for 'stew'
The winter would be so cold
you couldn't warm up and be bold
I just wouldn't feel so blue
if not for 'stew'
if not for 'stew'
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Quotidian quota's quite quotable.
Thanks again John.
You missed a line in the second to last verse, but otherwise not too bad. :-)
Not bad, thought the "If not for screw" verse left me feeling unsatisfied :)
Thanks Meriadoc and Peregrin
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