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Song Parodies -> "Hardened Pole"
Original Song Title:
"Heart of Gold"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Neil Young
Parody Song Title:
"Hardened Pole"
Parody Written by:
Alan Hochbaum
The Lyrics
I want to love
I want to live
I'd go to China for a hardened pole
It's these erections I never have
That keep me searching for a hardened pole
And I'm getting old
Keeps me searching for a hardened pole
And I'm getting old
I'd like to get wood
Not like this dead wood
I'd buy some lotion for a hardened pole
Would be a good sign, if I could find mine
But keep on searching for a hardened pole
And I'm getting old
Keeps me searching for a hardened pole
And I'm getting old.
Keep me searching for a hardened pole
I keep on searching for a hardened pole
And I'm getting old.
I'd go to China for a hardened pole
I want to live
I'd go to China for a hardened pole
It's these erections I never have
That keep me searching for a hardened pole
And I'm getting old
Keeps me searching for a hardened pole
And I'm getting old
I'd like to get wood
Not like this dead wood
I'd buy some lotion for a hardened pole
Would be a good sign, if I could find mine
But keep on searching for a hardened pole
And I'm getting old
Keeps me searching for a hardened pole
And I'm getting old.
Keep me searching for a hardened pole
I keep on searching for a hardened pole
And I'm getting old.
I'd go to China for a hardened pole
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made me laugh...hard...........good title switch
Simple and clever.
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