Song Parodies -> "Snape Vampire Blues"

Original Song Title:

"Vampire Blues"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Neil Young

Parody Song Title:

"Snape Vampire Blues"

Parody Written by:

fullyarmdvishnu

The Lyrics

I thought of this when I read about some people speculating that Snape was a vampire.

Snape is a vampire, babe, suckin' love from the earth
He's a vampire, baby, suckin' love from the earth.
Well, Snape is a vampire, babe, sell you twenty books worth.

He's a black bat, babe, bangin' on your window pane
He's a black bat, baby, bangin' on your window pane.
Well, I'm a black bat, babe, I need my high octane.

Bad times are comin', I hear it everywhere I go
Bad times are comin', I hear it everywhere I go.
Bad times are comin', but they sure comin' slow.

Snape is a vampire, babe, suckin' love from the earth
He's a vampire, baby, suckin' love from the earth.
Well, he's a vampire, babe, sell you twenty books worth.

Bad times are comin'.

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Kill Snape - July 22, 2005 - Report this comment

I haven't heard the original song, so I can't really comment. But the author of the Harry Potter books said he is not a vampire. Too bad, that was my pet theory.

Charlie Decker - July 24, 2005 - Report this comment

Wow, talk about your obscure songs! I love the OS, but this uses too many of the lyrics from the original. Nice effort, oh, and Snape is one of my favoirte characters in the history of the world.

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