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Song Parodies -> "Fowl Dead in Ohio"

Original Song Title:

"Ohio"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Young

Parody Song Title:

"Fowl Dead in Ohio"

Parody Written by:

CML

The Lyrics

This parody was written by Young Neil, my satirical name for the likes of Neil Young, a protest singer who no longer seems to find much to protest about
Gay bumbler and Biden leaving
Were finally on our own
This winter we're left bereaving
Fowl dead in Ohio

Gotta get used to it
Biden's shunning us now
Should have tried to alleve our pain
What if he came here
Saw dead birds on the ground
How could he jet to Ukraine

Lie, lie the lie ... Lie, lie, lie
Lie, lie the lie ... Lie, lie, lie

Gotta get used to it
Dems dont give us a damn
Should have made a bigger stink
What if you stirred it
Found violet sheen on the top
How can you say its safe to drink?

Trains crashing and toxins burning
The smoke hits pressure dome
This winter we see a 'shroom cloud
Foul deed in Ohio

Fowl dead in Ohio
Foul deed in Ohio
Fish dead in Ohio
'shroom cloud in Ohio
Fowl dead in Ohio ....

(Ten years after the Fall of Saigon and the concomitant fall of Cambodia a few months later, when the horror of the Cambodian killing fields was uncovered ... a guilt ridden Young Neil penned this anti-peace "classic" entitled "War Dead in Indochine"

T-50's* and VC coming
They easily broke our line
This summer begins the terror
Four mil* in Indochine

Cannot keep track of them
Millions were sent to the camps
Thats why they fled to the sea
What if you saw them
Dying of thirst in their boats
Would you still smear draftees

Cannot keep track of them
Millions were starved in the fields
Victims of Pot's lunacy
What if you saw them
Scratching for food in the ground
Would you smear Guard draftees

T-50s and Giap's coming
They finally broke our lines
This summer begins the "cover" (.. up that is)
War dead in Indochine

War dead in Indochine
War dead in Indochine ..


*The tanks the NVA rode in on were the Soviet T-54 and T-55 ... *Half a million civilians and ARVN killed in the April 1975 offensive; one million in postwar terror in Vietnam to include the boat people who died at sea; at least 2 million killed in Cambodia

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