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Song Parodies -> "Northern Man"

Original Song Title:

"Southern Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Young

Parody Song Title:

"Northern Man"

Parody Written by:

Grandpa

The Lyrics

Northern man
Ee by 'eck, by gum
Grim up north
By thunder, it's glum
Northern change
From the Watford Gap
Ferret, whippet
& flat cloth cap
Northern man

Cotton mills &
Coal mining pits
Outside toilets
For t' little shits
Northern man
I thought those
days had passed
Still left leanin'
& grammar's lackin'
How long? How long? How?

Northern man
Ee by 'eck, by gum
Grim up north
By thunder, it's glum
Northern change
From the Watford Gap
Ferret, whippet
& flat cloth cap
Northern man

Suppin' ale
from a Newcastle Brown
Even snow won't get your
Striped shirt on
Sayin' "grass"
like "gas", well
What a farce
Still left leanin'
& grammar's lackin'
How long? How long? How?
© 2020 Grandpa (16.5.20) I'm no singer nor musician, so if you can perform it, please send me a version & lots of royalties!

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Grandpa - June 13, 2022 - Report this comment
Historically, the original song was answered by Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Sweet Home Alabama", so I wanted to repeat history... http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/lynyrdskynyrd98.shtml

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