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Song Parodies -> "Get Me Roger Stone - the song"

Original Song Title:

"Heart of Gold"

Original Performer:

Neil Young

Parody Song Title:

"Get Me Roger Stone - the song"

Parody Written by:

Dr Giorgio Coniglio dec

The Lyrics

Further details about the song's subject and his relationship with the narrator can be found at... (i) a biographic Wikipedia article on "Roger Stone", (ii) news articles about Stone's unusual behaviour following his indictment by the Mueller investigation on multiple charges, and (iii) the highly-praised 2017 Netflix film "Get Me Roger Stone" that documents Stone's longterm role as advisor to Donald Trump. Much of this information can also be found on Bob Gomez'a excellent recent spoof "Roger 'Rolling' Stone", done to the logically chosen Dylan lyrics.
A foppish slickster, a dirty trickster,
He’s worked with Manafort and ‘Tricky Dick’,
Deceptive tactics he knows to pick, sir
That keeps me seekin’ help from Roger Stone --
Get him on the phone.

That keeps me seekin’ help from Roger Stone,
Get him on the phone!

He is a slick son-xxx, let’s get him quick son,
He’s out-maneuvered jerks at Wiki Leaks.
A touch of Lucifer, he speaks with Guccifer*.
We’ll trash the Clintons using Roger Stone --
Get him on the phone.

I like to seek advice from Roger Stone,
Get him on the phone!

I need to seek advice from Roger Stone.
A dirty trickster with a heart of stone.
Keep Special Counsel far from Roger Stone.
I’m in deep doodoo, get me Roger Stone.

His prospects sagged, judge has him gagged,
That gassy windbag, now he's on his own.
I barely knew him, best to eschew him.
Perhaps I'll later pardon Roger Stone--
Now, he's on his own.

C;The Mueller Probe indicted Roger Stone.
I'll pardon later, but for now, disown.C; (repeat and fade)

* Guccifer 2.0 is an online persona, that is operated, according to U.S. documents of indictment, by Russian military intelligence. In July 2016, 'Guccifer' claimed responsibility for hacking into emails of the U.S. Democratic National Committee, and releasing them to the media and to the website 'WikiLeaks'.
Lucifer, Latin name for the morning star Venus, is treated in early Christian terminology as a synonym for Satan.
Drop by "SILLY SONGS and SATIRE" for more singable nonsense on this and other topics.

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