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Song Parodies -> "A Man Needs A Shave"

Original Song Title:

"A Man Needs A Maid"

Original Performer:

Neil Young

Parody Song Title:

"A Man Needs A Shave"

Parody Written by:

Plumb Bob

The Lyrics

My beard is itchy cuz I never shave.
And it's grown so it touches the floor.
Like a creature living in a cave,
like a vagrant knowing he'll never score.

Now it's stinking and mangy, I need some Glade.
And it's laced with lice and turning gray.
There's some crumbs left from my last meal,
and some veal and curds and whey,

A shave,
a man needs a shave,
a shave

It's hard to find a blade
to slice the tufts so frayed
and snarled

To snip the stuff, you need a shiv that's tough.
To clip the fluff, you need a deep hard cut.
When will I be smooth again?

The pile just grows, face hair, it never ends.
It was shocking to cuties I'd offend.
Repellin' love with its vastness,
it was breaking my heart and spoilin' all my plans.

A shave,
a man needs a shave,
a shave

When will I be smooth again?

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