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Song Parodies -> "Batman"
Original Song Title:
"Old Man"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Neil Young
Parody Song Title:
"Batman"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Preparing for "Dark Knight Rises"...
Batman, you ready for strife?
Mayhem I can ensure
Batman, you ready for strife?
Much pain you will endure
Batman, fight for your life
I torture
Destruction galore
Gotham City is paradise
Gonna break you in two
Lives lost, such a cost,
Murdering,
I am the boss
Prison army kills the cops
Coming after you
Batman take a look at your life
I'm nothing like you
The Bane of humanity
Sees right through you
Ah, one look in your eyes
and I can tell it’s true
Look surprised, and paralyzed,
I’m going to take you down, down
Put the fear in this city
And there’s nothing you can do
I am the first and last
Product of my prison past
But now we’re alone at last
(I’m) Coming after you
Batman take a look at your life
I'm nothing like you
The Bane of humanity
Sees right through you
Ah, one look in your eyes
and I can tell it’s true
Batman, look at your life,
Gonna make you suffer
Batman, dare take my life,
If you can, you coward…
I am Bane, learn my name
I am Bane, feel my pain
Catwoman, do the same
Your help is all in vain...
Mayhem I can ensure
Batman, you ready for strife?
Much pain you will endure
Batman, fight for your life
I torture
Destruction galore
Gotham City is paradise
Gonna break you in two
Lives lost, such a cost,
Murdering,
I am the boss
Prison army kills the cops
Coming after you
Batman take a look at your life
I'm nothing like you
The Bane of humanity
Sees right through you
Ah, one look in your eyes
and I can tell it’s true
Look surprised, and paralyzed,
I’m going to take you down, down
Put the fear in this city
And there’s nothing you can do
I am the first and last
Product of my prison past
But now we’re alone at last
(I’m) Coming after you
Batman take a look at your life
I'm nothing like you
The Bane of humanity
Sees right through you
Ah, one look in your eyes
and I can tell it’s true
Batman, look at your life,
Gonna make you suffer
Batman, dare take my life,
If you can, you coward…
I am Bane, learn my name
I am Bane, feel my pain
Catwoman, do the same
Your help is all in vain...
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Three Bat--fives!
Between you, me and Porfle, that makes ten Neil Young parodies in three days. And I have no doubt Neil would treasure this one the most
Thanks guys :)
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