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Song Parodies -> "Solitaire Card Hand"
Original Song Title:
"Solitary Man"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Neil Diamond
Parody Song Title:
"Solitaire Card Hand"
Parody Written by:
Royce Miller
The Lyrics
The game was all mine til the time
To find one Jack
Not a red, just a black
Those queens came along in a throng
And I counted
One two three
Clubs for me
Don't think that I will, I've played all of the aces
Flip over that Jack in the stack of the faces
I'll lay down this hand
This solitaire card hand
I've lined em all up
Jack on queen, spade on diamond
What a string, there's a king
I know it's been done down to one
Card and play it
Win the game
Start again
Don't know why I do, but I sure like to shuffle
I love how they feel in the breeze when they ruffle
All the cards are fanned
My solitaire card hand
My solitaire card hand
To find one Jack
Not a red, just a black
Those queens came along in a throng
And I counted
One two three
Clubs for me
Don't think that I will, I've played all of the aces
Flip over that Jack in the stack of the faces
I'll lay down this hand
This solitaire card hand
I've lined em all up
Jack on queen, spade on diamond
What a string, there's a king
I know it's been done down to one
Card and play it
Win the game
Start again
Don't know why I do, but I sure like to shuffle
I love how they feel in the breeze when they ruffle
All the cards are fanned
My solitaire card hand
My solitaire card hand
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Five aces, Royce --- you dealt a good hand here.
nicely done...5s
Raise you fives.
The fives are all in.
Thanks for the comments, guys.
Cool song
A royal parody, Royce.
Straight up, no flushing this parody :)
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