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Song Parodies -> "Sanitary Man"
Original Song Title:
"Solitary Man"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Neil Diamond
Parody Song Title:
"Sanitary Man"
Parody Written by:
OozieHoozie
The Lyrics
Sanitary Man
Bin Liner was mine, it was time to be round you
Holding bin, place it in
Then stew came along, it was strong, that's what I thought
Veggie stew, evil too
Don't know where it is but I know it's not tiny
The hurl I've been cravin' won't lay claims behind me
"Cos I'll be what I am
A Sanitary Man, a Sanitary Man
I've had enough career being where gloves a small world
Started in, a hopper bin
I know I've been shunned, having one hurl, a rough stew
Mighty pong, would kill King Kong
Don't know where it is but I know it's not tiny
The hurl I've been cravin' won't lay claims behind me
"Cos I'll be what I am
A Sanitary Man, a Sanitary Man
Repeat V 1 then Chorus to fade
Bin Liner was mine, it was time to be round you
Holding bin, place it in
Then stew came along, it was strong, that's what I thought
Veggie stew, evil too
Don't know where it is but I know it's not tiny
The hurl I've been cravin' won't lay claims behind me
"Cos I'll be what I am
A Sanitary Man, a Sanitary Man
I've had enough career being where gloves a small world
Started in, a hopper bin
I know I've been shunned, having one hurl, a rough stew
Mighty pong, would kill King Kong
Don't know where it is but I know it's not tiny
The hurl I've been cravin' won't lay claims behind me
"Cos I'll be what I am
A Sanitary Man, a Sanitary Man
Repeat V 1 then Chorus to fade
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I'm voting 5s for this garbage. Well done.
Nice and clean. 5s
This trashy parody gets a dumpster full of fives.
In the words of the immortal Ed Norton, "As we say in the sewer, Here's mud in your eye!"
disgustingly funny...5s
I have suffered greatly for the "same" reference over the years.. good idea, but the "bin" and "stew " shouldn't be repeated in such a short song.. 5-3-4
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