John Doe Who?
Anybody, no one.
Jane Doe too,
Mother of John Doe's son.

Have no clue, of suspect who's, on News Nine at ten.
So when they make the News
A Jake's a John,
Not Bing or Brout or Ben
Bing or Brout or Ben

John Doe II (two)
Son of John Doe fellow.
This John too,
Do not know as well-o.

Use this thing, questioning, are these guys real McCoys?
Not implored to know it,
It's not understood,
They're simply John Doe boys.

John Doe who,
Water did he swallow.
John Doe blue,
Necrology will follow.

Don't know who, to object to, Just sue 'em and then.
And when the judge issues,
And asks who's wrong.
It be John Doe again,
It's John Doe again

John Doe who?
In the morgue's this fellow,
Don't know who,
Turning into jello.

Anything, your questioning of nom de la guerre.
Just ignore, they know it,
It's still understood,
It's simply John Doe fare.

Juan es qui?
Thees senor we doh-no.
'Stas aqui,
Quien 'sta Juan Pueblo?

When you claim, a different name, just use nom de pen.
Anything you use,
Can't make it wrong,
If it's John Doe, not Glenn.
It's John Doe, not Glenn.