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Song Parodies -> "Hung Too Soon"
Original Song Title:
"Song Sung Blue"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Neil Diamond
Parody Song Title:
"Hung Too Soon"
Parody Written by:
Tim Mayfield
The Lyrics
Hung too soon
It's not even winter
Hung too soon
Dead stuff in the center
Why should you be subject to
Decorations in June?
And by the time we get to Christmas day
They're playing out of tune
Playing out of tune
Hung too soon
Everybody should know
June's too soon
For making Christmas Jello
Choir sings with angel wings
Till they're all losing their voice
They are singing low cause
They have all gone hoarse
The neighbors all rejoice
Why should you be forced to view
Those three old wise men?
Putting a manger up for half a year
Should somehow be a sin
Hung too soon
Can't sleep when the lights glow
June's too soon
For driving through this fake snow
Easter brings bunny things
But this year Christmas brings noise
Halloween's a bust
Kids'll trick or treat
At Santa's for his toys
Hung too soon
June's too soon
Easter brings bunny things
But this year Christmas brings noise...
It's not even winter
Hung too soon
Dead stuff in the center
Why should you be subject to
Decorations in June?
And by the time we get to Christmas day
They're playing out of tune
Playing out of tune
Hung too soon
Everybody should know
June's too soon
For making Christmas Jello
Choir sings with angel wings
Till they're all losing their voice
They are singing low cause
They have all gone hoarse
The neighbors all rejoice
Why should you be forced to view
Those three old wise men?
Putting a manger up for half a year
Should somehow be a sin
Hung too soon
Can't sleep when the lights glow
June's too soon
For driving through this fake snow
Easter brings bunny things
But this year Christmas brings noise
Halloween's a bust
Kids'll trick or treat
At Santa's for his toys
Hung too soon
June's too soon
Easter brings bunny things
But this year Christmas brings noise...
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Confusion reigns over these calenders.
clever concept and wordplay....5s
good one, tim. not familiar with the tune, but the lyrics stand on their own..555
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