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Song Parodies -> "Donald Trump"

Original Song Title:

"Sweet Caroline"

Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Donald Trump"

Parody Written by:

John Carlisle

The Lyrics

Where he began
He began in business
Then he moved into politics
Was in the winter
When he got his votes
Now we're all pretty dicked
I am so scared of that man
Because he's dangerous!

Donald Trump!!
He may win the presidency!
If he wins,
To Canada I will flee!

Because he's
A raging racist
And a misogynist
And a xenophobe too.
And he'll destroy the whole freaking country.
He'll destroy me and you.
He will destroy us all because he will have the nuclear codes!!

Donald Trump!!
He may win the presidency!
If he wins,
To Canada I will flee!
Oh no no.

Donald Trump!!
He may win the presidency!
If he wins,
To Canada I will flee!

Donald Trump!!
He may win the presidency!
If he wins,
To Canada I will flee!

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 9

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 5   7

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Death - October 10, 2016 - Report this comment
Flee to Canada? Why not to Samarra? Let me tell you a story:
There was a merchant in Bagdad who sent his servant to market to buy provisions, and in a little while the servant came back, white and trembling, and said, "Master, just now when I was in the marketplace I was jostled by a woman in the crowd and when I turned I saw it was Death that jostled me. She looked at me and made a threatening gesture. Now, lend me your horse, and I will ride away from this city and avoid my fate. I will go to Samarra and there Death will not find me." The merchant lent him his horse, and the servant mounted it, and he dug his spurs in its flanks and as fast as the horse could gallop he went. Then the merchant went down to the marketplace and he saw me standing in the crowd and he came to me and said, "Why did you make a threating getsture to my servant when you saw him this morning?" "That was not a threatening gesture," I said. "It was only a start of surprise. I was astonished to see him in Bagdad, for I had an appointment with him tonight in Samarra."
Jonathan - October 10, 2016 - Report this comment
well I have been accused of giving automatic 5-votes on this website not so with this parody and it's not even because I support Donald Trump as there have been a number of parodies poking fun at him that I have enjoyed and there will probably be more! but with this one I'm sorry to say the pacing is all over the place doesn't really match the original very much at all it's also not terribly funny with the biggest laugh being the lyrics claiming that HE'S dangerous when his opponent has American blood on her hands! I'm giving this a 222 vote but feel you can do better keep trying! :)

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