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Song Parodies -> "I Crossed The Line"
Original Song Title:
"Sweet Caroline"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Neil Diamond
Parody Song Title:
"I Crossed The Line"
Parody Written by:
The Offenders
The Lyrics
as they sing along at Fenway (so good, so good, so good)...
When it began
Hoping my wife ain’t knowing
And then the urge kept growing strong
Started a fling
One fling became another
Now it’s at least a dozen strong
Plans, secret plans
Reaching out, texting me, texting you
I crossed the line
Just because I knew I could
Had a good time
Now I’m losing Mrs. Woods
But now I
Know it ain’t right
I hurt my one and only
She took the kids and said we’re through
Elin I hurt
And she may not get over
How much I hurt the children too
Porn, nasty porn
Reaching out, sexting me, sexting you
I crossed the line
Just because I knew I could
Had a good time
Now I’m losing Mrs. Woods
I crossed the line
Just because I knew I could
Had a good time
Now I’m losing Mrs. Woods
Hoping my wife ain’t knowing
And then the urge kept growing strong
Started a fling
One fling became another
Now it’s at least a dozen strong
Plans, secret plans
Reaching out, texting me, texting you
I crossed the line
Just because I knew I could
Had a good time
Now I’m losing Mrs. Woods
But now I
Know it ain’t right
I hurt my one and only
She took the kids and said we’re through
Elin I hurt
And she may not get over
How much I hurt the children too
Porn, nasty porn
Reaching out, sexting me, sexting you
I crossed the line
Just because I knew I could
Had a good time
Now I’m losing Mrs. Woods
I crossed the line
Just because I knew I could
Had a good time
Now I’m losing Mrs. Woods
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Tiger Woods is the parody gift that keeps on giving. Good as usual. ;D
Wicked good.
texting you . . . . texting me . . . you TEXY-thang !
he he
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