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Song Parodies -> "Balls Turn Blue"

Original Song Title:

"Song Sung Blue"

Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Balls Turn Blue"

Parody Written by:

Mike Littoris

The Lyrics

Balls turn blue
Can’t discharge my love gun
Balls turn blue
Use a little more tongue

Makin’ out, on your couch I wish I knew when
But then you say we can’t it would be wrong
And you put them back again
Didn’t mean to offend

Balls turn blue
Not a lucky fellow
Balls turn blue
Sitting on a pillow

I feel the sting, from my thing and the boys
The power’s in your hands to make them feel good
You simply have no choice

Gonna spew, in a few moments but then
You take your queue and make me long
For you to touch them again

Balls turn blue
Holstered my love gun
Balls turn blue
This is pain with no fun

“I can’t feel a thing, there’s no more sting” I said with a cry in my voice
I think you should know, I’ve lost feeling for good

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 8

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Doppelbock - December 01, 2008 - Report this comment
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! This is sheer brilliance.
John Barry - December 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Dong hung rues.
Stan HAll - December 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Prong's sprung goo ...
Mistress Meriadoc - December 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Parody dropped off before the song ended, so had to dock you for pacing. But I really like the concept. You can't imagine how much I like the concept....
adagio - December 02, 2008 - Report this comment

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