Song Parodies -> Spocklin Holes
| Original Song Title: | "Cracklin Rose" |
| Original Performer: | Neil Diamond |
| Parody Song Title: | "Spocklin Holes" |
| Parody Written by: | Joe Haynes |
Home improvement never sounded go good.
Ahhh… Spacklin’ walls they’re full of holes
We told the kids on the walls they must not post
Pictures of ghosts
Or Post-Itâ„¢ notes
Not a fun time before all the painting
Smoothing down the spackled holes
Spackle again to make it blend into the wall
I’m trying to stall
They said at Home Depot that this would take no time
Oh I hate filling those holes
There’s not a way to make this snappy
Fill and sand and fill again
Spacklin’ holes it’s a chore that’s maddening
But Bob Vila says that it takes some planning
But he won’t be here when the work starts getting hard
Paint it now, paint it now, paint it now, oh baby
Spackled walls they make me smile
Oh, if it lasts for an hour I’ll be surprised
Do you surmise
The kids will not write
On this beautiful drywall I’ve spent so much time on
Oh I hate filling those holes
There’s not a way to make this snappy
Fill and sand and fill again
Spacklin’ holes it’s a chore that’s maddening
But Bob Vila says that it takes some planning
But he won’t be here when the work starts getting hard
Paint it now, paint it now, paint it now, oh baby
Spackled walls they make me smile
Oh, if it lasts for an hour I’ll be surprised
Do you surmise
The kids will not write
On this beautiful drywall I’ve spent so much time on
We told the kids on the walls they must not post
Pictures of ghosts
Or Post-Itâ„¢ notes
Not a fun time before all the painting
Smoothing down the spackled holes
Spackle again to make it blend into the wall
I’m trying to stall
They said at Home Depot that this would take no time
Oh I hate filling those holes
There’s not a way to make this snappy
Fill and sand and fill again
Spacklin’ holes it’s a chore that’s maddening
But Bob Vila says that it takes some planning
But he won’t be here when the work starts getting hard
Paint it now, paint it now, paint it now, oh baby
Spackled walls they make me smile
Oh, if it lasts for an hour I’ll be surprised
Do you surmise
The kids will not write
On this beautiful drywall I’ve spent so much time on
Oh I hate filling those holes
There’s not a way to make this snappy
Fill and sand and fill again
Spacklin’ holes it’s a chore that’s maddening
But Bob Vila says that it takes some planning
But he won’t be here when the work starts getting hard
Paint it now, paint it now, paint it now, oh baby
Spackled walls they make me smile
Oh, if it lasts for an hour I’ll be surprised
Do you surmise
The kids will not write
On this beautiful drywall I’ve spent so much time on
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