Baby Bushie
When he gets buzzed
Can't let him out of sight, yeah
He's damn lucky
His image is fuzzed
Gonna move to the Right, yeah

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Now you why they picked Dick Cheney
Bush needs a baby sitter
He's not a heavy hitter
Bush needs a baby sitter

On Election Day, it won't be long
They got things they'd rather hush up on
Hold them to what they're sayin'
Can't stand them, so I hope and I'm prayin'

Cheney's far right
No, no he won't
Ever be so exciting
Has no insight
No, no he don't
Thinks his party needs whitening

Now you why they picked Dick Cheney
Bush needs a baby sitter
He's not a heavy hitter
Bush needs a baby sitter

They have sold their souls, 'cause they want to
Dirty tricks and lies, and they'll taunt, too
Rush Limbaugh will say, "Listen to me -
Cheney-Bush is the ticket for me"

Now you why they picked Dick Cheney
Bush needs a baby sitter
He's not a heavy hitter
Bush needs a baby sitter