Ben, you used to do brain surgery
Now some call your story perjury
In a court of law you'd fail
'Cause you made up details
Your critics you defy
Say they're the ones who lie
(Say they're the ones who lie)

You'd deny a woman's right to choose
Of Planned Parenthood deny them use
Pandering with all your might
To the Religious Right
How could you be so fooled
To them you're just a tool
(To them you're just a tool

Obamacare, cynically
Said it's like slavery
(Obamacare, cynically
Said it's like slavery)

Ben, your fans still love you anyway
They applaud the crazy things you say
If reality they'd view
If only they'd try to
Perhaps they'd think again
Before voting for you, Ben