Buy low, Sell high
Or else you might be screwed
In the Stock Market
There are ones that you should choose
Just keep in mind
Paychecks are good and fine…

When you’re on Easy Street
You’re rolling in the money
But it’s all due to luck…

You’re in the Stock Market (Online!)
Check it night and day (Few times)
You’re in the Stock Market (Online!)
You’d oughta sell those right away!

From rich to poor
You wasted your money on a bust
Study your finance
Cause its tragic being a bum
Don’t waste your dough
On stocks that are sure to blow

You’re gonna feel defeat
Unless companies you study
You might rake in the bucks

You’re in the Stock Market (NASDAQ)
Gambling for your pay (Make cash)
You’re in the Stock Market (NASDAQ)
You might be wealthy the next day

Although your cash is almost gone… Crap!
You're glad one stock’s sky high
Because you're not quite bankrupt… Yet

Flopped in the Stock Market
Don’t quit day job just yet

Killed in the Stock Market
It wasn’t worth the bet

I’ll sell these Stocks! (Dirt-cheap) No more pearls (In sight)
Stock Market, Stock Market (Sucks ass!)
Went up the next day!

I hate the Stock Market (Yeah!) (It bites!)
Sold my car for pay (Not right!)
The friggen Stock Market (Bomb Site)
It looked like child’s play
Wasn't cheap lost a heap (Can't fight!)
With blackjack I’ll stay (Less fright!)
In for a shock (Uptight) Stocks make hair go gray!