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Song Parodies -> "Bed"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Jim Loftus

The Lyrics

After the "verdict" has now been rendered that Michael is "innocent"--surely the flood gates of derision and mockery will ensue--here's my 2 cents...hurry--I'm already thinking of other Jackson songs to
Bed, it's where my little friends and I
Can escape the world and get shuteye
With a friend to call their own
They'll never be alone
My bed is big enough
To do all kinds of stuff

Bed, you're always there to comfort us
But the outside world makes such a fuss
We share wine and magazines
Where no one intervenes
My bed the boys all know
They've got a place to go

They used to stay far from me
Now it's "us", now it's "we"
Now they stay here with me
Now it's "us", sometimes "three"

Bed, most people think you're my boytrap
I don't listen to their vicious crap
They don't see you as I do
I wish they would try to
I'm sure they'd think again
If they had my friends in bed
(My friends) in bed
(in bed) In bed...

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 11

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John Barry - June 15, 2005 - Report this comment
"Innocent" is right. Fives.
Meriadoc - June 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Heh heh...
Chuck A. Spear - June 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Only in America can you spend millions defending yourself against the unprovable accusations of a child....and taxpayers money can be used to parade 80 "witnesses" in front of a jury, who were not eye witnesses to anything. Can we say "circumstantial"? Great parody! Can you say "The Jackson 555"?
Smoky Joe - June 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent! Imagine I just let out a Jacksonian squeal of delight!
Dominic L. - June 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny, but I don't remember the original, so no vote
Kristof Robertson - June 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Smart and to the point. 555
2LD4U - June 16, 2005 - Report this comment
If perchance, the accusations against him really are false, HE needs to grow up. Jackson needs to learn that it is not alright for a grown man to "play" with kids. He needs to toughen up and go to therapy.
no name - June 23, 2005 - Report this comment
This is ridiculous

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