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Song Parodies -> "Ren"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Ravyn Rant

The Lyrics

Last week, someone named Aaerni posted the notion of Stimpy singing this song to Ren. Sadly, the only lyric replaced was "Ben". However, it was a really cute idea...
Ren, the two of us are strangely drawn
We are written like our minds are gone
People laugh and point and stare
You're rude but I don't care
You're the best friend I've found
Chihuahua Asthmahound

Ren, it scares me when you get the shakes
I'm your nurse no matter what it takes
When your teeth fall in the sink
Your gum holes really stink
But I will make it fine
I'll give you some of mine

You're way too thin
I'm too fat
You're a dog
I'm a cat
(Repeat that - this time, while drooling)

Ren, I'll put up with your flatulence
Just don't whiz on the electric fence!
Take my Mudskipper cat toy!
Happy, happy, joy, joy!
And I'll go round the bend
'Cause I have a friend like Ren
Like Ren...

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 15

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 5   15

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Steve K. - September 17, 2004 - Report this comment
I haven't watched much of the show, but I have seen the episode where Ren loses some teeth. But this is so good, even Steeeempy would like it. And no matter what we all think of MJ, the original was a really good song, even if it was written about a rat.
Agrimorfee - September 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent job! THAT's how it should be done. 555
Jonathan C. - September 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny and originaL Happy, happy, joy, joy! indeed.
alvin rhodes - September 17, 2004 - Report this comment
best one of the day....i LOVE ren and stimpy...wish i had thought of this...bravo !
Chris Bodily TM - September 17, 2004 - Report this comment
You'd have to be an eediot not to find this parody the leats bit amusing. I am a longtime fan of R&S and I thought this parody was hilarious! Let's see what you can do with another Nicktoon classic, like "Aaahhh!!! Real Monsters" or "Rugrats."
Johnny D - September 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow, Ravyn, brilliant....I especially like "Chihuahua Asthmahound" .... very well-deserved 5's for this!
Bryan Pardue - September 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Sweetness! A real Ren & Stimpy fan would appreciate this! 555
Ravyn Rant - September 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Joy! Glad you all liked it, this one was fun. Johnny: "Chihuahua Asthmahound" was the line that got the ball rolling.
Liam gray - September 01, 2005 - Report this comment
preety weird. i have seen that episode when ren loses his teeth
Ana - February 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Haven't seen much of the show but I like this parody better than that other parody, 'Ren (Stimpy's Tale).'

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