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Song Parodies -> "Ren"
Original Song Title:
"Ben"
Original Performer:
Michael Jackson
Parody Song Title:
"Ren"
Parody Written by:
Ravyn Rant
The Lyrics
Last week, someone named Aaerni posted the notion of Stimpy singing this song to Ren. Sadly, the only lyric replaced was "Ben". However, it was a really cute idea...
Ren, the two of us are strangely drawn
We are written like our minds are gone
People laugh and point and stare
You're rude but I don't care
You're the best friend I've found
Chihuahua Asthmahound
Ren, it scares me when you get the shakes
I'm your nurse no matter what it takes
When your teeth fall in the sink
Your gum holes really stink
But I will make it fine
I'll give you some of mine
You're way too thin
I'm too fat
You're a dog
I'm a cat
(Repeat that - this time, while drooling)
Ren, I'll put up with your flatulence
Just don't whiz on the electric fence!
Take my Mudskipper cat toy!
Happy, happy, joy, joy!
And I'll go round the bend
'Cause I have a friend like Ren
Like Ren...
We are written like our minds are gone
People laugh and point and stare
You're rude but I don't care
You're the best friend I've found
Chihuahua Asthmahound
Ren, it scares me when you get the shakes
I'm your nurse no matter what it takes
When your teeth fall in the sink
Your gum holes really stink
But I will make it fine
I'll give you some of mine
You're way too thin
I'm too fat
You're a dog
I'm a cat
(Repeat that - this time, while drooling)
Ren, I'll put up with your flatulence
Just don't whiz on the electric fence!
Take my Mudskipper cat toy!
Happy, happy, joy, joy!
And I'll go round the bend
'Cause I have a friend like Ren
Like Ren...
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I haven't watched much of the show, but I have seen the episode where Ren loses some teeth. But this is so good, even Steeeempy would like it. And no matter what we all think of MJ, the original was a really good song, even if it was written about a rat.
Excellent job! THAT's how it should be done. 555
Funny and originaL Happy, happy, joy, joy! indeed.
best one of the day....i LOVE ren and stimpy...wish i had thought of this...bravo !
You'd have to be an eediot not to find this parody the leats bit amusing. I am a longtime fan of R&S and I thought this parody was hilarious! Let's see what you can do with another Nicktoon classic, like "Aaahhh!!! Real Monsters" or "Rugrats."
Wow, Ravyn, brilliant....I especially like "Chihuahua Asthmahound" .... very well-deserved 5's for this!
Sweetness! A real Ren & Stimpy fan would appreciate this! 555
Joy! Glad you all liked it, this one was fun. Johnny: "Chihuahua Asthmahound" was the line that got the ball rolling.
preety weird. i have seen that episode when ren loses his teeth
Haven't seen much of the show but I like this parody better than that other parody, 'Ren (Stimpy's Tale).'
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