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Song Parodies -> "Midnight Goo"

Original Song Title:

"Midnight Blue"

Original Performer:

Melissa Manchester

Parody Song Title:

"Midnight Goo"

Parody Written by:

Jim Magin

The Lyrics

Lyrics by Jim Magin, 1991
Original Music and Lyrics by
Melissa Manchester & Carol Bayer Sager, 1975
Whatever it is
It won't keep 'til the morning
Hadn't I rid both my sink and icebox too,
Of Midnight Goo?
Even the stainless steel's become rough,
Doesn't it stink enough?
And I think I should scrape it,
One more time,
With some lye.
One more try
At all that old mold.

For all of the Ajax you told me I needed,
Heavy-grade Borax is something I should use,
On Midnight Goo.
What is that green stuff wrapped in Saran,
Stuck to the side of the pan?
I think I should scrape it,
One more time,
Before I die!
One more try at all that old mold-
Y Midnight Goo.

I know I could scrape it,
But couldn't we scrape it?
Oh, wouldn't you give a hand to a friend?
I'll think of you as my friend,
'Cause I know you'll help me scrape it,
One more time.
I'll wash, you dry.
One more try at all that old mold.
Oh, one more time.
You'll help me undo,
My Midnight Goo.
Bet you've got some too.

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