**Meat Loaf**
(Speaking to the Legal Clearance Dude)
"I remember when I tried to take a drink of my girlfriend's Dr. Pepper. Boy that was pretty crazy!" (Laughs hysterically)

(Singing)
**Meat Loaf**
I remember every little thing
As if it happened only yesterday
Going on a date
And there's no soda stuff for me to drink
And I never had a girl
Looking any better than you do
And all the kids at school
Are all laughing because of tonight

**High School Kids, teasing Meta Loaf**
"Meat Loaf's got a girlfirend! Meat Loaf's got a girlfriend!...."

And now the movie is gonna start in five
We got a popcorn tub, and a soda cup
But there's not enough of soda in this medium cup
Not enough of soda in this medium cup
C'mon! Hold on tight!
C'mon! Hold on tight!

Though it's cold and tiny and the flavor's ripe
We can both take a drink with our popcorn bites

**Girl**
Ain't no doubt about it
We will drink the best
Cause we are having lots to eat
From the consession stand

Ain't no doubt about it
Gotta have my Dr. Pepper
Ain't no doubt about it
We will drink the best

**Meat Loaf**
Cause we are having lots to eat
From the consession stand

Baby don'tcha hear the previews?
We really got to get to our seats now
I've been waiting so long
To finally see this film, it's rated R

Now I'm finally old enough
No there's never gonna be no limit
So I can finally see a blaxploitation film
Or that "Halloween"
That barely came out just last month

And now they're advertising the film "Prom Night"
I really need popcorn, so may I have a bite?

(Meat Loaf eats a handful of popcorn and sings with his mouth full, thus creating unintelligible lyrics)

Now we gotta see the movie or get tickets and fines
Gotta see the movie or get tickets and fines
Gotta see this flick!
Gotta see this flick!

Though it's cold and tiny and the flavor's ripe
We can both take a drink with our popcorn bites
Take a drink with our popcorn bites


You got to 'member the name
Can't remember what film we'll see
Now I'm dead and thirsty
And we need a straw
Cause I am barely seventeen
And this film's rated--


We're gonna see all the films tonight
We're gonna see all the films!
And tonight's the night...


**Radio Broadcast**
Ok, here we go, we got a real movie for ya
Movie stars, no sound, no script in sight, no score,
It's all sponsored by Dr. Pepper, and
Look at this, he looks up at the soda, look
at him go. He's staring at the pop!
He's Texan, so the soda isn't called "pop"
now, he's not letting up at all, he's gonna
try for soda; his hand is spread out like he'll grab it,
and here comes the grab, and what a grab!
No, sorry false alarm, folks! Oh, here he comes, he's out!
No, wait, safe--safe with sweaty palms, this kid really
makes things happen out there.
Butter drenching up his hands, here's the grab--
he's trying, and what a hand he's got, he's trying
for pop, here's the reach, it's nowhere close--
Time out is called! Holy cow, a penalty!
He's taking a pretty big lead out there, almost
time for him to try and drink the pop. The movie
has started, they're missing it, saliva, saliva
Now it's soda time, I'm really sure it is now!
Here he comes, squeeze the hand, it's gonna be close,
here's the reach, there's the pop he will take,
holy cow, I think he's gonna make it!


**Girl**
Stop right there!
I gotta know right now!
Before we go any further--!


Dr. Pepper
Is it really that tasty?
Do you need it
When you're really thirsty?
Will it quench up your thirst, boy, for the rest of your life?
Will you drink it all up and will the movie be done?
Dr. Pepper!
Dr. Pepper forever!
Will you drink it?
Will you give some to me?
Will it quench up your thirst, boy, for the rest of your life?
Will you drink it all up and will the movie be done?
I gotta know right now
Before we go any further
Dr. Pepper
Will you drink it forever??


**Meat Loaf**
Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you my answer in the morning


Let me take a drink
Baby, baby let me take a drink
Let me take a drink
And I'll pay you the money in the morning


Let me see this film
Baby, baby let me see this film
Let me see this film
Or we'll be in the theater till the morning


**Girl**
I gotta know right now!
Dr. Pepper
Is it really that tasty?
Do you need it
When you're really thirsty?
Will it quench up your thirst, boy, for the rest of your life?
Will you drink it all up and will the movie be done?
I gotta know right now!
Before we go any further
Dr. Pepper
And will you love it forever?


**Meat Loaf**
Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me drink a sip
And I'll give you my answer in the morning
Let me have a slurp!!!


Girl:
Will you drink it forever?

Boy:
Need a sip of it!!!

Girl:
Will you drink it forever!!!


**Meta Loaf**
I cannot take it any longer
Lord I was crazed
And I'll buy Dr. Pepper for myself
'Cause it tastes so great
I started swearing to my god and on my mother's grave
That if no soda I'd commit some crimes
I swear I love Dr. Pepper till the end of time!

So now I'm walking in, the movie is done
We spent all night trying to fight
Cause if I gotta argue about Dr. Pepper
I don't think that I can really survive
I'll never break my promise or forget my vow
But God only knows that I'm thirsty right now
I'm praying for some Dr. P
It's all that I can do
Gonna get my own to drink, so I can end my time with you!!!


**Meta Loaf**
Now I need a drink or I will pass away
and I am dehydrating now and I'll pass away


**Girl**
It never tastes so good
It never tastes like Diet
And we were fighting about soda till the end of the night