Wine Red Cy, not white
You must be confused how come you cannot get it right?
Wine Red, Cy, not white
My grammar abuse is from frustration from our plight
Wine red Cy, not white
You must fix it soon or it won't be a pretty sight

I felt secure before
But now suddenly Seymour
Doesn't seem like the best choice
My veins swell as I yell
How things aren't going well
And I'm losing my voice

I feel restless I can guess which
Guests won't be impressed with
Our planning being a joke
And as if I had asked for
A massive disaster
The karaoke seems to be broke

The karaoke seems to be broke!!!!

And I said

Wine Red Cy, not white
You must be confused how come you cannot get it right?
Wine Red, Cy, not white
My grammar abuse is from frustration from our plight
Wine red Cy, not white
You must fix it soon or it won't be a pretty sight

My uncle can't handle
The taste of white Zinfandel
Don't tell me how it's pronounced
If he does not adore
The wine that he is poured
He'll make sure the gift check'll bounce

We need it sweet if
We don't want to be treated
To the world's most insane tirade
If he who's burly's surly
There might be some early hurling
Of glasses and I'm really afraid

Of glasses and I'm really afraid

And I said,
Wine red, Cy, not white
You must be confused how come you cannot get it right?
Wine red, Cy, not white

When we're done
You are gonna be fired
Since you aren't
Very bright
And you make me
Want to fight

The drama will be humongous
It's gotta get worse from drunkness
They will be searching for a noose
A noose from which I could be hung
The drama will be humongous

Well Diddy, Jodeci, Jermaine Dupri
And R. Kelly's what the DJ has
And Nelly, Run DMC
Emimem and the Fugees
Nas, not the oldies group Nazz

The Monkees, Bee Gees
Are what this party calls for
But the cheapest DJ
Took some Jay-Z, Chuck D
Lots of Snoop Dee Oh Double Gee
I might just run away

The karaoke still doesn't work

And in fact
My guests are all white
And old-fashioned too they prefer the electric slide
My guests are all white
And uncensored Snoop would give my grandma such a fright
My guests are all white
And would think I'd do all this on purpose out of spite
My guests are all white
And when they hear Tupac some will be far from polite
My guests are all white
I did not exclude it just turned out that way, alright
My guests are all white

I've got to find robots
That do not cost more than a yacht
And can perform a simple task
I am not feeling too hot
I'm scared of getting hit lots
With a big pot, please do not ask

My uncle can't handle
The taste of white Zinfandel
And I cannot handle his rage
Forget about my pride
Now I'm gonna run and hide

I'll skip town
And not tell what my flight is
Because I aim to
Stay alive