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Song Parodies -> "Kanye West’s Dark Hateful Fantasy"

Original Song Title:

"For You (Bruce Springsteen cover)"

Original Performer:

Manfred Mann’s Earth Band

Parody Song Title:

"Kanye West’s Dark Hateful Fantasy"

Parody Written by:

Hu’s On First

The Lyrics

Bruce Springsteen really was the voice of a generation. Kanye, not so much.
Death Con 3 I’m going
On the Khazars*
They’re making my life misery
Controlling these Hollywood stars

They’re sending fake child actors
To sexualize all my young ones
They made my sweet Kim to fall for him
Now where’d I put my stun guns

It makes me wonder if Pete D. is circumcised, buddy
Why’d she pick him out of all the guys
I just think they’re telling me lies
She said, “I’m walking out on you because you’ve had your tries”

What does he have that I don’t?
Will I blame myself? I won’t!
Can you guess what I will do?
I’m obsessed, you know that’s true
I blame the Jews
I blame the Jews
I blame the Jews
I blame the Jews, the Jews, I blame the Jews

I’m going on the Tucker show
My secrets I will leak
His audience are fans of mine
They hang on the words I speak

Can you believe the Jews, the things they do
They stuffed fishsticks into my mouth
My people made a real bad choice, way back
In the antebellum South

Don’t call my psychiatrist, he’s off on a break
They’re not the real Hebrews, gotta tell you they’re fake
They made Kim show off her ass and dress like a whore
They’re putting out these awful films with sex and gore
They’ve canceled us so we can’t tell the truth no more
Their financial engineering’s knocked us to the floor
And Mel was right, they’re why we’ve gotta fight these wars

I’m telling you it’s true
You should believe it, too
I blame the Jews
I blame the Jews
I blame the Jews
I blame the Jews, the Jews, I blame the Jews

Don’t blame it on Candace, I did my own research
Maybe when I’m done rapping, I could start a new church
But I know they’ll try to stop me like they’ve done before
They’re putting out these awful films with sex and gore
They’ve canceled us so we can’t tell the truth no more
Their financial engineering’s knocked us to the floor
And Mel was right, they’re why we’ve gotta fight these wars

I’m telling you it’s true
You should believe it, too
I blame the Jews
I blame the Jews
I blame the Jews
I blame the Jews, the Jews, I blame the Jews
*Some antisemites claim (European) Jews are descended from the Khazars, an Eastern European people, instead of from the ancient Israelites. Given that Kanye has said he thinks Black people are the true Hebrews, it’s possible he believes this too.

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Zen Adam B. - October 19, 2022 - Report this comment
Some think he's mental. But it's only mentally retarded, and no one can fix stupid and evil.

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