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Song Parodies -> "Called the Blue Blur"

Original Song Title:

"Call Me the Breeze"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lynyrd Skynyrd

Parody Song Title:

"Called the Blue Blur"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

And "Sonic the Hedgehog Month" continues! Enjoy the parody!
He’s called the Blue Blur,
He’s the Fastest Thing Alive!
Well now, he’s called the Blue Blur,
He’s the Fastest Thing Alive!
He ain’t got him no princess,[1]
He don’t have time for that jive!

His best friend’s an inventor,
His best friend’s got two tails.
Well now, his best friend’s an inventor,
His best friend’s got two tails.
And they ain’t hidin’ from no Doctor;
That Doctor’s plots always fail!
Oh, and don’t you know it, Mr. Cale?[2]

[guitar solo]

He’s got a Chaos Emerald, babe,
He’s gotta keep that thing safe!
He’s got a Chaos Emerald, babe,
He’s gotta keep that thing safe!
Well, he might go out to Central City,[3]
He’ll just keep on goin’; won’t get strafed!

[piano/horn solo]

Well, he digs those pretty mamas,
Makes him feel oh so good!
Well now, he digs those pretty mamas,
Makes him feel oh so good!
But he can’t just choose him one of ‘em,
And he don’t even think he should.

Well now, he’s called the Blue Blur,
He’s the Fastest Thing Alive!
Well now, he’s called the Blue Blur,
He’s the Fastest Thing Alive!
He ain’t got him no princess,
He don’t have time for that jive!
NOTES:

1-Obviously, this is a lighthearted jab at a certain plumber.
2-A reference to J.J. Cale, the original performer of the OS. Personally, I think Lynyrd Skynyrd owned this one, but that's just my opinion.
3-A location in the Sonic series, the capital of a USA analog called the "United Federation".

Copyright 2020 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by a poisoned Georgia peach.

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Sonic Concerning Princesses - June 09, 2020 - Report this comment
Just as Genesis does what NintenDON'T, so too Genesis doesn't what NintenDO!
Dylan Baranski - June 09, 2020 - Report this comment
Well-played!

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