[Verse 1: Terrence Bradbury]
I was surfin' the bird,
Under the wave that I heard,
With a girl named Lilian.
When Leap came through,
In the water that's blue.
And he was searching for his little friend.
He said, "hey, little Mister,
who is out with my sister,
What are you trying to do?
I said, "You might wanna wait,
Or you'll be caught fish bait,
And you'll be stuck here like sticky glue.
I'm speaking to you!"

[Verse 2: Terrence Bradbury]
Leap was angry, fury, stared at me,
He was seething like the evil force.
And I was frightened, tightened, I would try to
Escape this sunny shore.
I said, "wait a minute, Leapster,
I know she's your sister,
Don't get so angry with me.
Yes, I know you don't like me,
But I wish you'd do at least one quick favor for me."

[Chorus: Bob]
Leap, won't you gimme your wish that you need your sister?
I would give you all my loot.
Gimme your wish that you need your sister,
And Tad will start sliding down the chute.
That chute!

[Verse 3: Terrence]
Well, the frogs wouldn't know,
That I would start this show,
With a little help for Bobby Jim.
And I'm telling you, Bob.
That you can't get a job,
Making Leap work out at the gym.
Well, Leap ran away with Lilian,
I thought I'd never see him zoot.
And you can see him running away from here,
As he has given me all my loot.

[Chorus: Bob]
Leap had to give him his wish that he needed his sister,
He had ran away with Terrence's loot,
He gave him his wish that he needed his sister,
Tad had to start sliding down the chute.
Along with all his loot.