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Song Parodies -> "Free Him"

Original Song Title:

"Free Bird"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lynyrd Skynyrd

Parody Song Title:

"Free Him"

Parody Written by:

Darius Whitehead

The Lyrics

Officer Frank, He's The Innocent Guy Here. He Didn't Litter Anything Here, Or Break The Law. Could You Please Bail Him Out? I'll Sing This Song For Ya.
[Verse 1: Me]
If He Littered The Coffee,
Would You Still Send Him Here?
Cause He Must Be Getting Out Now,
This Jail Cell, He Has Got Some Fear.

[Verse 2: Me]
But If He Went Back To Jail Again,
He Just Couldn't Get Bailed.
So You Must Go Ahead & Free Him,
Do Not Send Him Back To Jail, No, No, No No No.

[Chorus 1: Me]
Don't Send Him Back To Jail,
Don't Send Him Back To Jail,
He Can't Get Stuck In Jail.

[Verse 3: Me]
Come On, Bob, Get Out Of This Cell,
He Just Can't Get Out Of Jail,
But Please Don't Make Him Get Arrested,
Cause Bert Just Sent Me Here.

[Verse 2: Me]
If He Went Back To Jail Again,
He Just Couldn't Get Bailed.
So You Must Go Ahead & Free Him,
Do Not Send Him Back To Jail, No, No, No No No.

[Chorus 1: Me]
Don't Send Him Back To Jail,
Don't Send Him Back To Jail,
He Can't Get Stuck In Jail.
Please, Get Him Out Of Jail!

[Bridge: Me]
He Escaped From Jail!
Now He's Finally Out, Cause You Freed Him, Yeah!

[Fardeen Aly's Epic 5 Minute Guitar Solo!]
The Epic Guitar Solo Goes On, And On, And On, And On, And On, And Never Stops. Courtesy Of Fardeen Aly.
(C) Darius Kamron Whitehead Studios/Jim Henson Interactive LeapFrog Pictures LPDC Television Network.

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Samuel - August 01, 2018 - Report this comment
This is garbage. No effort crap.
Darius Whitehead - August 01, 2018 - Report this comment
It Is Indeed Garbage. Sue Me.

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