[Verse 1: Guy Smiley]
Well, It's Time To Start To Play This Ol' Gaming Show,
I'll Find Some Good Contestants, That You Might Need To Know.
I Done Make Some Plans, For The Gaming Show Tonight,
I'm Finding These Two Martians, And I'm Glad They Are Here Tonight.

[Chorus: Guy Smiley]
Bring That Thing, Two Martians!
Bring That Thing!
The Time Is Ticking, Martians,
Won't You Bring That Thing?

[Verse 2: Guy Smiley]
They Brought The First One,
Boy, They Got A Flashlight.
It Makes You See In The Dark,
So We Know That It Involves All the Light, All Right,
Well, There Was also A Lamp That These Two Martians Bought Here,
What A Twist,
Won't You Turn That Lamp On,
So We Can see What It Is?

[Chorus: Guy Smiley]
Bring That Thing, Two Martians!
Bring That Thing!
The Clock Is Ticking, Martians,
Now There Was Two Things!

Bring That Thing, Two Martians!
Bring That Thing!
The Time Is Ticking, Martians,
Won't You Bring That Thing?

[Bridge]
Bring That Thing, Two Martians!
Bring That Thing!
The Time Is Ticking, Martians,
Won't You Bring That Thing?

[Verse 3: Guy Smiley]
Now They Bought The Third Thing, That Was Called The Moon,
They Went Way Up To Outer Space, So They Land On That Moon, That Moon...
Well, They Won The Game That Time, It Sure Was Grand,
When I Start This Show Next Year,
It Will Be Different Again!

[Chorus: Guy Smiley]
And That Was Three Things, Two Martians!
There's Three Things!
The Clock Was Ticking, Two Martians!
And They Brought Me Things!

Bring That Thing, Two Martians!
Bring That Thing!
The Time Is Ticking, Martians,
Won't You Bring That Thing?