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Song Parodies -> "Gee Mose', Call for Manna"

Original Song Title:

"Sweet Home Alabama"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lynyrd Skynyrd

Parody Song Title:

"Gee Mose', Call for Manna"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Prayer it up!

Lean meals cheapen journey
O Elohim has turned us thin
Leadin' throngs about the Sinai
And yes, our patience it runs thin
In the Desert of Sin, blessed?

Well a good exodus bring about Thee
But in good ol' Egypt food abounds
We'd a load on-ion, leek, cucumber
This crummy land don't have none around here and now

Gee Mose', call for manna
Yeah, comply for us, do
Gee Mose', call for manna
Lord, we're gonna moan 'bout you

We Israelites want grub abundant (food! food! food!)
Now it's a joke what He calls food
Some tawdry weeds is what - all we see?
Is your stomach growling too?
Tell the dude!

Gee Mose', call for manna
Give that guy attitude
Gee Mose', call for manna
Lord, he's grum-bl-ing to you
We all want - better manna!

(interlude of mumbling and grumbling where the Israelites all agree that this Succoth)

Ah, ah, ah - we're complainin'
Ah, ah, ah - there's no rain an'
Ah, ah, ah - where is Canaan?
Ah, ah, ah - need a shaman!

Now Pharaoh's goal was keep us workers
But plagues were shown to make a point or two
Lord directed us to march
But pickings slim in this solitude
Now how about food?

Gee Mose', call for manna
Rock do smite with some 'tude
Gee Mose', call for manna
Lord, it's glum terrain we've viewed

Gee Mose', call for manna
No wheat sown - rocky!
We've mistrustfulish mood
'Cus the covenant's new
Gee Mose', call for manna
Journey!
Lord, some yummy quail too!
Yeah, yeah, Commandments'll be the answer

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Phil Alexander - June 18, 2015 - Report this comment
We know Moses wasn't uncouth.. he had mannas. :-)
Patrick - June 18, 2015 - Report this comment
Great new hymn for Sunday school.
Leough - June 18, 2015 - Report this comment
Manna-live, this was tasty! Now how about some ambrosia for desert?
John Barry - June 18, 2015 - Report this comment
Moses supposes his tosses are roses. . . .
Andy Primus - June 20, 2015 - Report this comment
Would they have had to pay for the yummy quail or would it have been a free bird?
Rob Arndt - June 20, 2015 - Report this comment
Exodus 16 explains...
Rob Arndt - June 21, 2015 - Report this comment
Sorry, forgot to rate- 555!

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