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Song Parodies -> "Simpsons Fan"

Original Song Title:

"Simple Man"

Original Performer:

Lynyrd Skynyrd

Parody Song Title:

"Simpsons Fan"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

A few Simpsons characters were reached for comment: Comic Book Guy: "Worst. Parody. Ever." Homer: "Stupid sexy Gómez." Montgomery Burns: "Excellent. Made of real gorilla chest, I see." Bart: "I will not post this parody on Facebook." Lisa: "Are you sure no soybeans were harmed in the making of this parody?" Maggie: "Squeaky-squeak." Waylon Smithers: "Appears to be a rather corpulent AmiRighter in Sector 7G, sir." Moe Szyslak: "Paratestes? Paratestes? Harry Paratestes! Oh, come on, would somebody PLEASE get me a Harry Paratestes?!" Barney Gumble: "I'll drink to that. Wait--what am I drinking to again? Uuuuuurp." Troy McClure: "You may remember Bob from such parodies as 'Marry On, My Gay Third Son!,' 'Prosty, the Ho-Man,' 'Oklahomo!,' and 'I Wed My Spouse in San Francisco.'" Marge: (groans nervously) "Well...I suppose so...but you have to be home by midnight!" Professor Frink: "When we analyze the coefficients and the probabilities of the reactive substrata we may confidently predict the bubbling and the smoking and the loud explosions and the devastating burns and the glavens..." Chief Wiggum: "Book him, boys...On a 2-1-1, writing a parody for no money." Ned Flanders: "That's some mighty nifty rhymeroonies, neighborino!" Eddie Money: "I've got two tickets to paradise. Also to the Boat Show in Shelbyville." Grampa Simpson: "Mrs. Bouvier!! Mrs. Bouvier!!" Hans Moleman: "Hello? Is anybody there? Hello?" Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: "I would be more than happy to exchange this parody for a jalapeño cheese corn dog which has not yet reached its date of expiration."
I'm an old guy,
Now fifty one;
Here on the couch with
My homely son.

"Now listen closely
To what I say:
This compilation
It's on cable
Or on Blu-ray...

"So many seasons,
Now twenty-five;
And Marge and Homer
They're still alive.

"For Simpsons reruns
I hope and pray;
Been watchin' TV
From this sofa
Night and day!

"Cuz I'm a Simpsons
Kind of fan!
I'm eatin' pork skins
Here in my underpants!

Look at me, a Simpsons
Kind of fan!
And you can do just
Like me, son,
Yes, you can!"

"So, FXX
Bought up all the rights.
Starting in August,
Twelve days and nights!

"I'll DVR each
Then I can sell it for five bucks
Down on Bootleg Row!

"I'll be a Simpsons
Kind of fan:
I'll do dumb things,
But Marge would understand!

Basically a Simpsons
Kind of fan!
I'm gonna do this
For you, Pop,
As best I can..."

(Five-minute guitar solo; Kwik-E-Mart commercial)

"Boy, what's your hurry?
Here, grab a Duff,
A box of donuts,
Marshmallow fluff;

"Just consume this,
Open wide;
And with our yellow skin-paint, son,
We will be Simpsonized!!!

"We'll be a Simpsons
Kind of clan!
We'll get drunk and
Eat beer nuts by the can!

"Great to be a Simpsons
Kind of fan!
Come on and do this
With me, son,
It's a plan!"

(Fifteen-minute guitar solo; Duff commercial)

"You could be a Simpsons,
Be a Simpsons fan!
We'll be watching
For jokes we understand!
Shamelessly a Simpsons
Kind of fan!"

(Fade out)
©Bob "C, G, Am" Gomez 2014

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Total Votes: 19

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Claude Prez - August 19, 2014 - Report this comment
Woo hoo!
The Nerd - August 19, 2014 - Report this comment
Love this parody…and The Simpsons :)
Nelson - August 19, 2014 - Report this comment
Haaaah haaaah!
Rob Arndt - August 19, 2014 - Report this comment
555! Used to love this show until "Family Guy" and a range of Adult Swim shows became available. I've tried to get back into it, but the jokes and animation are stale to me (guess it's OK if you love a world dominated by the color yellow)...

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