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Song Parodies -> "Cheap Jokes 'Bout Yo' Mama"

Original Song Title:

"Sweet Home Alabama"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lynyrd Skynyrd

Parody Song Title:

"Cheap Jokes 'Bout Yo' Mama"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Big heels, bigger ankles
Large knees, ginormous thighs
Looking up, see it clearly
Yo' mama ate all the pies
I realize, yes

She's so ugly, yo' mama
Looks like Mr T in drag
She ain't black, she just ain't washed (or shaved)
Yo' papa makes her wear a bag when they shag

Cheap jokes 'bout yo' mama
And her size, 'cause she's huge
Cheap jokes 'bout yo' mama
And I'm telling 'em to you

She earned ten pounds and ten pennies
Sellin' herself, being depraved
You ask: which tight ****er paid ya 10p?
She said "That's what all of 'em gave - we had a rave"

Cheap jokes 'bout yo' mama
'n' all the guys that she'll screw
Cheap jokes 'bout yo' mama
Lord, they're coming home to you
Here they come, yo' mama


Yo' mama is so stupid
Thinks "getting the clap" means applause
(Yes, she do)
And when she bleep bleep bleeps, yo' mama
Says it tastes a lot like yours.. well, of course

Cheap jokes 'bout yo' mama
And how she is so damn stu.. (pid)
Cheap jokes 'bout yo' mama
And her goin' down on you

Cheap jokes 'bout yo' mama, such cheap jokes, baby
How her thighs are so huge and turnin' blue
Cheap jokes 'bout yo' mama, Lordy
Lordy knows that they're all true

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Glen S - May 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Hey comon she's a nice lady. YO MAMA so fat, she's... she's really fat. Yeah... people tell her she's fat, that's how fat she is. Nice insults.
Dr. Oliver Clozoff - May 25, 2012 - Report this comment
When in doubt, always stoop to a good "your mom" joke. Nicely done, 555.
Porfle Popnecker - May 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Yo mama so dumb, she thinks "Cher Bono" is something stingy people don't do with their Bonos.
2Eagle - May 26, 2012 - Report this comment
Yo Mama, Yo Mama...... Yo mama's so funky that when people pass her they try to flush her! Well, Yo Mama's so predjudiced she should be a Hitler Youth den mother!
Brian - May 27, 2012 - Report this comment
Great parody. Had me in stitches. 5-5-5. Oh yeah, yo'mama's teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down whenever she smiles.
Phil Alexander - May 28, 2012 - Report this comment
:-) Thanks, all

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