(Smoking hot guitar lick)

Whiskey bottles and Mazel Tovs
"Jew cop, you're in my way
There's too much Mo's and too much woes"
You've got a passion to hate Jews

Ooh, that's Mel
Can't you tell that's Mel?
Ooh, that's Mel
It's Mel against the Hebrews

(Another hot guitar lick)

Anger and drunkness is upon you
When you're speeding in your car (You stooge, you)
Might sound a little weird, but try to shave your beard
Think a mustache might suit you (Heil, yeah)

Ooh, that's Mel
Can't you tell that's Mel?
Ooh, that's Mel
This Mel sure loves to hound Jews

Now you're called Lethal Weapon
Hey chicken, run when you speak of Jews
Say DUI's some kind of payback
But your payback, signs say it's ransom too (Mad Max)

Ooh, that's Mel
Can't you tell that's Mel?
Ooh, that's Mel
Braveheart, we ought 'a spank you

(Sizzling hot guitar solo)

Patriotic?
You diss them Hebrews in your car
Year of living dang'rously?

(**Sung to the tune of the guitar chords and lick**)
Bird on a wire, no?
Telquila sun
Rise on fool, hating Jews, singing blues with Apocalypto

(**Sung to the tune of the guitar chords and lick**)
Max is sure mad tonight
You drink and drive
You're a fool, chicken fool, chicken run, such a chicken fool, yeah

(More brilliant guitar fireworks and solo)

One little "CON-spiracy theory"
Got a wire on your bird
You marverick, Lord, are quite a prick
Zieg heil is the phrase for you, to get our kicks (Heil, yeah)

Ooh, that's Mel
Can't you tell that's Mel?
Ooh, that's Mel
"Apocalyptic Hebrews"

Ooh, that's Mel
Can't you tell that's Mel?
Ooh, that's Mel
I'm way too old for this sh**

Chicken, run now
Don't diss those Hebrews in your car
You're just a fool, drunken fool, drunken fool.

(Ad libs and sizzling guitar work)

(**Sung to the tune of the guitar chords and lick**)
You are not what the young
Young woman want
You're a fool, hating Jews, drunken fool, hating all the Hebrews

(**Sung to the tune of the guitar chords/outro**)
Enemy of the state
A lethal one
You're a fool, Mel Gibsoooooooon