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Song Parodies -> "Greek Gnomes Nude in Tampa"

Original Song Title:

"Sweet Home Alabama"

Original Performer:

Lynyrd Skynyrd

Parody Song Title:

"Greek Gnomes Nude in Tampa"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

Don't ask, My mind has been on overdrive, when this one hit me . . . It was a little hard not to write. .
1, 5, 10

Walking Out

One day I was walking
I had to stop and look again
Naked statues slowly moving
Or perhaps I drank too much gin
And it made my head spin, yes

Well I couldn't help but take a picture
and then all the Gnomes, they turned around
Well, they flicked me off and then chased after
They said "Hey there you, give that to us, give it now!"

Greek Gnomes Nude in Tampa
Gnomes Gone Wild shall debut
Greek Gnomes Nude in Tampa
Yes, I'll post it on YouTube

Now late that night I caught them sneaking (In My Room)
They quickly left with all my shoes
Now being barefoot will not stop me
Took my pants and undies too. . .
Yes it's true

Greek Gnomes Nude in Tampa
Planted cams in my room
Found pics one day later
Oh, I'm not sure what to do
Damn them Gnomes Nude in Tampa

(Instrumental Break)

I thought that I'd make them an offer
but they tied me up and stripped me too
Then they got pictures of such
I gave in and then I joined their crew
Now I am a statue

Greek Gnomes Nude in Tampa
Watch out or they'll hurt you
Greek Gnomes Nude in Tampa
Man, I saw them now I'm screwed

Now I'm stuck in Tampa
One hot Gnome baby
I'm stuck bearing my jewels
And travel commercials too

Greek Gnomes Nude in Tampa
Hey, They're into frat play too
Yea, yea
For wood I'm pretty handsome
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Matthias - August 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Don't want to know what inspired this one... Actually I kinda do. What drugs were you on Dave, and where can I get me some?
Matthias - August 29, 2008 - Report this comment
And I just now noticed that suttle nod towards me with "Frat Play". I think I'm the one who coined the term "Frat Play" so thanks for the inclusion.
alvin - August 29, 2008 - Report this comment
wonderfully warped would make a great video
Peter Andersson - August 29, 2008 - Report this comment
For Matthias: You know that phrase coined by Nancy Reagan about drugs; just say gnome...
Ann Hammond - August 29, 2008 - Report this comment
he he he he he something I cant stand to a song I can't stand listening to any more.
unGnomeGeektrix - August 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Should this be reNamed: The Hot Knight Gnomes o'Geek in Tampa, Sir ?? We never did hear about what went on during that Knights o'Parody Convention, sir . . .
2Eagle - August 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Wonderfully weird. Did you see a little blue man?
Agrimorfee - August 29, 2008 - Report this comment
(2Eagle: I pushed that little blue man off the ledge already...). Wonderfully weird, with a title that, I agree, couldn't be passed up--and nor can it be surpassed. :)
Below Average Dave - August 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank you everyone. .

Matty: Pps Dpndncy will explain it all

Alvin: Thank You, I need to get into video making, so many of my recordings could use them

Peter: LOL

Ann: Yeah, Naked Gnomes can be so treacherous, something MUST be done:)

unGnomeGeektrix: Oui Oui, I've posted some of the paraokes over at, but soon they'll all be up. You should have seen it, a bunch of parodists performing karaokee of their favorite parodies by themselves and others, it was a time I'll never forget. Hearing It's The End of the World performed by half of our contest regulars was great

2Eagle: Thanks, Liked Agri's response to that question;)

Agrimorfee: Thanks, sometimes an idea hits you, and you know it's kinda out there, but you just have to do it. This joins Tire Muncher and Antarctican Terrorists under the craziest fictional characters I've created in my parodies.
Meriadoc - September 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Guess this just proves there's no craze like Gnome.
unGnomedCake - September 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Gnome to Nebraska ! ! goin' Gnome, the blush is gone!!
Stan Hall - November 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks for the gnome-shame plug you left commenting on my gnome parody. This is priceless. Shades of "... Nerds II". :-)
unKnownGnome - November 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir B+A+D, Goin' ~Gnome ~ is very liberating . . . eh, SIr?
Guy - May 09, 2009 - Report this comment

Joe: I have a cousin in Alaska.
Moe: Nome?
Joe: Gnome? of course not - he's my cousin.
Moe: No I mean N-O-M-E - you know Nome?
Joe: Oh yeah, of course I know 'em he's my cousin.
Moe: !!!

This sounds like a horror flick - Night of the Skivvy Gnomes. This one made me think. Good job Matt.
Guy - May 17, 2009 - Report this comment
I don't gnome what came over me - I addressed my comment above to Matt - My bad - BAD.
Agrimorfee - May 18, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) Not approved by ASCAP, but approved by me again.
Melanie Lee - May 26, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) Not bad, not bad, and quite an unusual idea! 5-5-5.
NorCALvotress - May 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir Guy ! ! Haven't seen you for such a long time, Sir ! Are you famaliar with the ~NacogDoches Rose~ ? ? It is a yellow rose found in Texas by the late GrandmaTillie. I am planting a field amass with yellow roses, and am searching for that rose o'Texas. Does it have a rich scent, as well ?
Stuart McArthur - May 28, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) I think you may have been nudging that sweet old southern comfort a bit before this write Dave - I loved it - I loved the way you progressed the story - I felt like I was actually understanding what goes on in their little gnome minds - and I'm sorry about the statue bit, mate - does that mean that accompanying Michelangelo's David there is an Amiright David out there too? - great funny stuff - 555
Claude Prez - May 28, 2009 - Report this comment
That was messed up; funny stuff.
Red Ant - May 28, 2009 - Report this comment
You've told me about this one... really out-there idea, Dave. Great execution - I'd love to see a video for this.
bobpiecheese - May 29, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC4) For a complete ass-pull/drug inspired topic, this was pretty funny. 555!
Matthias - May 29, 2009 - Report this comment
One of your wackiest ideas ever! And you have a lot of parodies with really wacky ideas but this one takes the cake for sure!
Jeff Reuben - May 29, 2009 - Report this comment
This was off the wal...a little short, but only because you had gnomes in there (bad pun..sorry). Funny stuff.
bobpiecheese - June 10, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) See above!
Rex - June 12, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Delightfully wacky! I live in Texas, and out here we have Gnomes, Gnomes on the range...

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