Call me diseased
I got some inflamed lymph nodes
Well now they call me diseased
I'll keep coughin' 'till I'm old
Ain't got no antibodies
My health continues to erode

Don't think I'll ever get better
Always been kinda sickly
Well I'm feelin' under the weather
Time to call the CDC
I always sign up for studies
To get some medicine for free
I'm a hypochondriac you see

Well I got that flat line baby
EKG keeps beepin' on
Well I got that flat line baby
I might be too far gone
Well I might go out and catch pneumonia
Might go to a health spa
I don't know

Well I've tried medical leeches
Got me a 'doc on call at home
Well my skin is kinda prone to seepage
I've got infections in my bones
I feel that my doom may be comin'
But I'm hopin' that I am wrong

Well now they call me diseased
I keep blowin' from my nose
Well now they call me diseased
Got more warts than any toad
Ain't got no antibodies
My health continues to erode
Oooh I'm diseased