I sit in bar rooms and eat all their food
I've had the popcorn and the hot dogs, even drink a beer or two
But there's one thing that I love more than anything at all
And if you try to take 'em from me, then I'll hang you by your balls
GIMME BACK MY BEER NUTS
PUT 'EM BACK WHERE THEY BELONG
DON'T GIMMIE NO PRETZELS, THEY AIN'T PERT'NANT TO THIS SONG
YOU CAN HAVE MY WIFE, JUST LEAVE MY NUTS ALONE
GIMMIE BACK MY BEER NUTS
Sweet talkin' women, try to take 'em from me
So I bring 'em to the bathroom, every time I gotta pee
And I'm leavin' this bar room, with twice as much as you
"Cause I ate all of the beernuts, and I took the popcorn too
GIMME BACK MY BEER NUTS
PUT 'EM BACK WHERE THEY BELONG
DON'T GIMMIE NO PRETZELS, THEY AIN'T PERT'NANT TO THIS SONG
YOU CAN HAVE MY WIFE, JUST LEAVE MY NUTS ALONE
GIMMIE BACK ....GIMMIE BACK MY BEER NUTS
Gimmie Back, Gimmie Back, Ohh put 'em back.....where they belong
Guitar Lead
Been in this bar since they opened up at two
And I'd be a might careful, 'cause I could throw up on you
I'm full of beer and beer nuts, and you know what all that means
Hey, there, bartender, I'd like an Alka Seltzer please
GIMME BACK MY BEER NUTS
PUT 'EM BACK WHERE THEY BELONG
DON'T GIMMIE NO PRETZELS, THEY AIN'T PERT'NANT TO THIS SONG
YOU CAN HAVE MY WIFE, JUST LEAVE MY NUTS ALONE
GIMMIE BACK ....GIMMIE BACK MY BEER NUTS