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Song Parodies -> "Bit On The Wide Side"
Original Song Title:
"Walk on the Wild Side"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Lou Reed
Parody Song Title:
"Bit On The Wide Side"
Parody Written by:
Guy DiRito
The Lyrics
Tiny got a VCR his birthday,
Oh how cute a pager heard him say.
Got on scales and tried to weigh,
Continued... displayed the LED,
He said okay, I'm a bit on the wide side,
Said, that's funny, could I be on the wide side?
Candy made his butt over extend,
Didn't help to chug down that Black Label, Carling.
Think his butt's made out of lead,
He keeps himself oh so well fed.
He said, okay, I'm a bit on the wide side.
Said, that's funny, could I be on the wide side?
And the jello boys go,
Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop,
Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop,
Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop,
Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop,
(Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop),
(Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop),
(Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop),
(Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop),
(Bloop).
Bathroom scale comes with a sound array.
He got on that's when you heard it say,
Hey wait a minute, hey stop right there,
One at a time is all I'll bear, he said,
Okay, I'm a bit on the wide side,
He said hello? Could I be on the wide side?
Jolly and merry waddlin' down the street,
Leavin' big old pot holes with his feet.
The man yelled, hey Rollo,
Gotta fix that street, don't you know.
He said, Hey slugger, you a bit on the wide side.
He said okay, I'm a bit on the wide side.
all right, huh.
Tiny is just eating away,
Chong's Buffet, welcome over stayed.
Chong, he say, you one big mass,
No come back, I kick you ass.
He said, okay, I'm a bit on the wide side.
Said, that's funny, could I be on the wide side?
And the jello boys go,
Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop,
Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop,
Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop,
Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop,
(Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop),
(Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop),
(Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop),
(Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop),
(Bloop).
Oh how cute a pager heard him say.
Got on scales and tried to weigh,
Continued... displayed the LED,
He said okay, I'm a bit on the wide side,
Said, that's funny, could I be on the wide side?
Candy made his butt over extend,
Didn't help to chug down that Black Label, Carling.
Think his butt's made out of lead,
He keeps himself oh so well fed.
He said, okay, I'm a bit on the wide side.
Said, that's funny, could I be on the wide side?
And the jello boys go,
Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop,
Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop,
Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop,
Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop,
(Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop),
(Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop),
(Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop),
(Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop),
(Bloop).
Bathroom scale comes with a sound array.
He got on that's when you heard it say,
Hey wait a minute, hey stop right there,
One at a time is all I'll bear, he said,
Okay, I'm a bit on the wide side,
He said hello? Could I be on the wide side?
Jolly and merry waddlin' down the street,
Leavin' big old pot holes with his feet.
The man yelled, hey Rollo,
Gotta fix that street, don't you know.
He said, Hey slugger, you a bit on the wide side.
He said okay, I'm a bit on the wide side.
all right, huh.
Tiny is just eating away,
Chong's Buffet, welcome over stayed.
Chong, he say, you one big mass,
No come back, I kick you ass.
He said, okay, I'm a bit on the wide side.
Said, that's funny, could I be on the wide side?
And the jello boys go,
Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop,
Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop,
Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop,
Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop,
(Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop),
(Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop),
(Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop),
(Bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop),
(Bloop).
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555, and congratulations on Amiright parody posting number 20,000 Guy!
555, Guy! oh and Congrats on AmIright Parody posting number 20,000 GUy!
Good job on the parody. Where can we see who posted for no. 20,000? Congratulations, Guy!
Chucky G made the official announcement here:
http://www.inthe00s.com/cgi-bin/YaBB/YaBB.cgi?board=parodies&action=display&num=1077511519&start=15
http://www.inthe00s.com/cgi-bin/YaBB/YaBB.cgi?board=parodies&action=display&num=1077511519&start=15
Guy - good parody and most fitting that one of the top writer's would post #20,000 here.
Congrats on #20000...here's your $555 ;-)
I had no idea. Wow, what an honor. It's just like the lottery that I won in 1970 except this was not the Lotto type. I won Uncle Sam's draft lottery. Story of my life. Thanks all.
Yeah, Guy, but then you won The Good Lord's lottery - you came home alive - and we're all glad you did.
Worthy of being 20,000. 500s all a'round. ;D
a bit on the hilarious side
Of course, it's only number 18,964 with the wind-chill factor.
Looks like 20,000 bloop de bloops! :-)
I removed the stupid comments...
Aaargh...now every time I listen to Train's live performance of Whole Lotta Love/Ramble On/Walk on the Wild Side (all three merged in one performance, mucho cool), I hear those parody lyrics instead....shudder.....shudder.......
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