Song Parodies -> "Litigious"

Original Song Title:

"Vicious"

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Original Performer:

"Litigious"

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The Lyrics

Yes, I know it has an extra syllable, but you can still sing it...

Litigious
You lawyer is in power
You're suin' every hour
Ooh baby you're litigious

Litigious
You're wantin' to get some money quick
Try fallin' in the groc'ry trick
Yeah baby you're litigious

When you sprain your thumb
Baby I know someone is gonna pay
A suing kind of person
Awaiting a big payday

When I see you walkin' down the street
You trip on a chalk line and tangle your feet
You're looking to improve that sad ol' balance sheet
Oh, babe, you're litigious
You're just litigious

Litigious
She got cut with her mower
Now Sears is gonna owe 'er
Oh, baby you're litigious

Litigious
Hey, why don't you swallow cans of Raid?
Make sure heirs of your estate get paid
But baby, you're litigious

Society you're bummin'
Convention you shun
Shot your foot and you're suin' the makers of the gun

When I see you fallin' on the street
The sidewalk's uneven - gonna sue the ci-ty!
You're not keen on the system so you always wanna cheat
'Cus you're litigious

Litigious
Litigious

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Royce Miller - August 30, 2003 - Report this comment

Another good parody

Adagio - August 30, 2003 - Report this comment

Good job!! Everything you say is, unfortunately true.

mandamoo - August 31, 2003 - Report this comment

Excellent ! And SO true !

Wild Man - August 31, 2003 - Report this comment

It brings to mind a book that came out a few yeras back tittled: Attorneys and Other Reptiles. Nice Work!

Jonathan C. - August 31, 2003 - Report this comment

Kudos for your use of an obscure Lou Reed song, which was the flip side of "Walk On The Wild Side" (at least from the .45 I bought). Thanks, guys...er ladies.

Matt - September 01, 2003 - Report this comment

We still don't know though... I think Jonathan covered it. Great song, great parody.

Andy Roper - September 01, 2003 - Report this comment

Good one ! Perfectly sums up the ludicrousness !

Meriadoc - September 01, 2003 - Report this comment

Jonathan, now I have to go look on the flipside of mine - that is if I can even locate it... I didn't remember it being the B-side, but you are probably right. I always thought it was the followup... :-0

Phil Alexander - November 27, 2013 - Report this comment

Ten years on, a second vote replaced :) No prizes for guessing what tune I'm working on.. Typically good job here (if you're ever back to look at comments these days)

Peregrin - July 20, 2014 - Report this comment

Thank you Phil.

Yes, it took me a while to find it but your input was not in vain, just delayed!

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