Song Parodies -> Litigious
| Original Song Title: | "Vicious" |
| Original Performer: | Lou Reed |
| Parody Song Title: | "Litigious" |
| Parody Written by: | Merry & Pippin |
Yes, I know it has an extra syllable, but you can still sing it...
Litigious
You lawyer is in power
You're suin' every hour
Ooh baby you're litigious
Litigious
You're wantin' to get some money quick
Try fallin' in the groc'ry trick
Yeah baby you're litigious
When you sprain your thumb
Baby I know someone is gonna pay
A suing kind of person
Awaiting a big payday
When I see you walkin' down the street
You trip on a chalk line and tangle your feet
You're looking to improve that sad ol' balance sheet
Oh, babe, you're litigious
You're just litigious
Litigious
She got cut with her mower
Now Sears is gonna owe 'er
Oh, baby you're litigious
Litigious
Hey, why don't you swallow cans of Raid?
Make sure heirs of your estate get paid
But baby, you're litigious
Society you're bummin'
Convention you shun
Shot your foot and you're suin' the makers of the gun
When I see you fallin' on the street
The sidewalk's uneven - gonna sue the ci-ty!
You're not keen on the system so you always wanna cheat
'Cus you're litigious
Litigious
Litigious
You lawyer is in power
You're suin' every hour
Ooh baby you're litigious
Litigious
You're wantin' to get some money quick
Try fallin' in the groc'ry trick
Yeah baby you're litigious
When you sprain your thumb
Baby I know someone is gonna pay
A suing kind of person
Awaiting a big payday
When I see you walkin' down the street
You trip on a chalk line and tangle your feet
You're looking to improve that sad ol' balance sheet
Oh, babe, you're litigious
You're just litigious
Litigious
She got cut with her mower
Now Sears is gonna owe 'er
Oh, baby you're litigious
Litigious
Hey, why don't you swallow cans of Raid?
Make sure heirs of your estate get paid
But baby, you're litigious
Society you're bummin'
Convention you shun
Shot your foot and you're suin' the makers of the gun
When I see you fallin' on the street
The sidewalk's uneven - gonna sue the ci-ty!
You're not keen on the system so you always wanna cheat
'Cus you're litigious
Litigious
Litigious
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Another good parody
Good job!! Everything you say is, unfortunately true.
Excellent ! And SO true !
It brings to mind a book that came out a few yeras back tittled: Attorneys and Other Reptiles. Nice Work!
Kudos for your use of an obscure Lou Reed song, which was the flip side of "Walk On The Wild Side" (at least from the .45 I bought). Thanks, guys...er ladies.
We still don't know though... I think Jonathan covered it. Great song, great parody.
Good one ! Perfectly sums up the ludicrousness !
Jonathan, now I have to go look on the flipside of mine - that is if I can even locate it... I didn't remember it being the B-side, but you are probably right. I always thought it was the followup... :-0
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