-> "Ed Fitzgerald"
Original Song Title:
"Hallelujah"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Ed Fitzgerald"
The Lyrics
When launched in Nineteen Fifty Nine
She was the biggest of her kind
A new age on the Great Lakes she would herald
A long career had just begun
Of hauling iron ore by the ton
They named their giant freighter, "Ed Fitzgerald"
Ed Fitzgerald, Ed Fitzgerald
Ed Fitzgerald, Ed Fitzgerald
The champagne bottle failedĀ to break
The day they placed her on the lake
A fact the superstitious would remember
While Coast Guard scientists may think
A rogue wave caused the Fitz to sink
Was she the victim of the Witch November?
Witch November, Witch November
Witch November, Witch November
I still recall a rainy night
When after switching off the light
I dreamed about the tasks I'd do tomorrow
While others, leaving jobs undone
Would never see the morning sun
Or families in pain, and loss, and sorrow
Loss and sorrow, Loss and sorrow
Loss and sorrow, Loss and sorrow
Now, some are humble, others great
But all will share a common fate
How will you stand to face the final peril?
Though life be short or life be long
You are the author of your song
May it be sung forever, like "Fitzgerald"
Ed Fitzgerald, Ed Fitzgerald
Ed Fitzgerald, Ed Fitzgerald
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